The Bent Nail Saloon.

The sad, red glowing demonic puppy eyes?
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She's partial to them.

Do tell.

Ay-up.

*spit*

*peers over the batwings

Anybody seen my mule? Can't miss him, he's wearing a mortarboard. 'Cause he's, you know, a smart ass.

What the heck happened to the floor in here? They use this place as a livery stable overnight?

Mule ate my wallet. Reckon I got enough dust for a beer. Not much color in the pan lately.

Oh, mortarboard. Those things people who gradgeeate from skool wear. I was thinking, sandwichboard. I thought you were advertising something.

Howdy, Stranger. You're new in these parts, ain'tcha?

*spit*

Came down outta the hills for a grubstake. Mule lit out for greener pastures.

Mules is smart, they is.

It's people what ain't right.

Barkeep? A glass of yer finest rotgut fer my new friend here.

Use cray's Amex.

Much obliged. Gettin' to be too many dang people round these here parts. Used to be a man could go a year and not see a soul, expect for rendezvous. Them was shining times.

Yes, sir. Shore was.

We was a lot more attached to our mules then too. I mean, a lot more.

Ron-day-view? That feller uses big words.
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I think it's one of them Spanish words like fiesta, poutine, and ice hockey.

Poutine. That's the word for women part's, right? I thought it was an Asian word.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Poutine. That's the word for women part's, right? I thought it was an Asian word.

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I ain't sure, barkeep. All the wimmins I've seen around here ain't got no parts. They's all together. 'Cept fer that young gal next county over what lost her foot when her pa's rig run it over.

Ain't sure what they done with her foot.

What year is it, anyhow? Been in the hills so long I don't rightly recollect.

Jassack said:

What year is it, anyhow? Been in the hills so long I don't rightly recollect.

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Seems to me we're in the 1880s or thereabouts. All I know fer sure is that it's before they invented Playboy calendars, which makes me a might grumpy.

regdog said:

Called a toe truck, I expect.

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Well, if it ain't Lucille Ball's Great Grandmother.

1880, you don't say? No wonder the mule's getting long in the tooth. Seems like just yesterday we was trapping beaver with ol' Jim Bridger up on the Snake. Plews brought $10 a piece.

Jassack said:

1880, you don't say?

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Thereabouts, I 'spect.

Jassack said:

No wonder the mule's getting long in the tooth. Seems like just yesterday we was trapping beaver with ol' Jim Bridger up on the Snake. Plews brought $10 a piece.

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I got $10 out of the saloon's till once. regdog dang near skinned me alive too.

It's the 80s? I thought it was still the 70s. Wow. Seems like "Home on the Range" just came out yesterday, too.