The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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i don't like the way you're looking at me, ted.
i'm like totally taken and stuff.
 

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start with your forehead and just keep winding it around and down.
 

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Eww! It's going to take a couple of showers to get the P&CE off me.

I...I....I think I PSYCHOPATH you, Ted!


No one's ever, I mean EVER given me that kind of a gift before.


I'm going to grab my laptop, hop into my white van and go share it with some school children at a nice, Christian, day care center....
 

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Too late! You were supposed to duck!

Or, in Ted's case, duct.
 

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So, cary. I've got a question.

I was at the dentist's orifice today and saw a chart on the wall that looked a lot like this one, comparing certain liquids, their Ph and their sugar content:

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It seems as though battery acid is very low Ph, but is also low on sugar for a 12 ounce serving. What I need to know from you is if 12 ounces is a normal serving size for battery acid.

Thanks.

eta: It would also help to know if, instead of sugar, battery acid uses high fructose corn syrup or one of those artificial sweeteners instead.

Thanks again.
 

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I...I....I think I PSYCHOPATH you, Ted!
No one's ever, I mean EVER given me that kind of a gift before.

I only do that for people I have a special fondness for. You should feel lucky and appreciated.

And now I have the urge to hack up a battery with a machete to see just how much acid I can drain from it. Granted, I have no intention of drinking it because who wants to drink something without sugar? Blah!
 

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Battery acid is 102% drakkar noir and -2% awesomeness.
 

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....and that's another problem with Cray being a supermod...

everyone is frikkin' BEHAVING themselves.



...even you, Ted..:Shrug:..even you...:e2shrug:
















Cray.....I may have to do your do the way you do the do's of those voles you attract....
 
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