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shakeysix · Dec 5, 2014

Left hand in Spanish is la mano izquierda. --s6

M.S. Wiggins · Dec 5, 2014

Left hands should never know what the right hands are doing.

Nymtoc · Dec 5, 2014

Doing everything right during the holidays is not easy.

M.S. Wiggins · Dec 5, 2014

"Not easy is the road to riches," said Yoda.

Komnena · Dec 11, 2014

Yoda is a funny little critter.

Matera the Mad · Dec 11, 2014

"Critter" hunting is best left to aliens with special training and equipment.

Nymtoc · Dec 11, 2014

Equipment is necessary for many undertakings, from building skyscrapers to making pincushions.

indwig · Dec 11, 2014

Pincushions were all over the place, pincushions that were doll-shaped and with faces of people he recognized.

bayrud23 · Dec 13, 2014

Recognised as an authority on antique firearms, Geoffrey was often in court as an expert witness.

indwig · Dec 15, 2014

"Witness the power of Cthulhu!" the cultist cried.

Nymtoc · Dec 15, 2014

Cried and pleaded with her, but she refused to share her pizza.

indwig · Dec 18, 2014

Pizza was his All Time Favorite dish, but he'd pass on that horrendous thing with anchovies and jalapenos, thanks.

Nymtoc · Dec 18, 2014

Thanks for giving me that statuette of a nymph with a clock in her belly for Christmas--even though it's the same thing you've been giving me for the past 15 years.

indwig · Dec 18, 2014

"15 years! For this?!" he screamed, and smashed the 15-year-old rotten fruitcake he'd just received in the mail on the kitchen floor.

Steve Coate · Dec 24, 2014

Floor to ceiling, he saw nothing but festive Christmas decorations: tinsel, ornaments, popcorn on a string, snowmen and Santa figurines made of ceramic, and eight miniature reindeer that looked far too domesticated to be leading a sleigh (magically enhanced or otherwise) anywhere.

Nymtoc · Dec 24, 2014

Anywhere you wander is okay with me, but please don't ask me to come along.

indwig · Dec 24, 2014

Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and scared Little Miss Muffet into squashing it.

Matera the Mad · Dec 25, 2014

It wasn't so bad, really; you get used to the noise after a while.

M.S. Wiggins · Dec 26, 2014

While I pondered the final question, listening to whatever music soothed my mood—matched my mood—I listened to the beats synchronizing to my final answer.

Matera the Mad · Dec 26, 2014

"Answer or die," said the Sphynx.

indwig · Dec 27, 2014

The Sphinx that Megan encountered was no good at riddles, and simply tried to eat her.

Perscribo · Dec 28, 2014

"Her body is most beauteous,
being for all things amorous
fashioned very curiously
of roses and ivory."

Nymtoc · Dec 29, 2014

Ivory smuggling is a threat to the existence not only of the African and Asian elephant but also of the walrus, narwhal and hippopotamus.

M.S. Wiggins · Dec 29, 2014

Hippopotamus needs new and loving home—potty-trained and up to date on all shots.

Matera the Mad · Dec 29, 2014

Shots for flu are hit-or-miss -- you can't be immunized against every variety.

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