Do You Think You Could Respond To This? (Part II)

Is that the best you can come back with?

You were expecting maybe a thousand-word essay?

Do you know thousand words?

Isn't that what a picture is worth?

are you a drawer, as well?

Would you like to see my etchings?

how much did you pay the bird for posing like that?

You callin' my bird a poser?

yeah, so?

Wanna make sumpin of it?

were you always bald or did you do it only for the smiley?

Can't anyone buy a razor?

are you allowed to use a razor without the teacher's supervision?

Do I look like I need a teacher?

why do you want others to judge you based on how you look?

Why wouldn't Ms. America want a $50,000 scholarship?

How did that beyotch get into this?

oh dear, from where did such a terrible word get sown in the garden of your mind that its ugly leaves are now growing from your mouth, around your sentences?

Is the ugly not necessary to contrast with the beautiful, then, lest we forget how to recognize either?

are you talking philosophy?

To be or not to be talking philosophy, is that not the question?

isn't bursting fire crackers in the lawn and directing the rockets towards the neighbor's window, on the last evening of 2014 more fun than talking philiosophy?

Are you really one of those folks who considers it fun to launch firework at other people or their belongings?

(And if so, want to guess who I'll never invite to any New Year's parties?)

(Oh, and are you aware that not a single timezone is yet on Dec 31st let alone Dec 31st's evening?)

that's too much to think and you have overloaded my brain, will somebody help me by giving me their brain till mine recovers?

Do you really think I'll hand you my brain when I can't even be sure you won't launch some fireworks at it?