While taking a walk in the hills
An insomniac mislaid his pills.
the whole night he spent,
screaming, in fright then went
To a hospital, shaking with chills.
"Let that be a lesson," the doc said,
"you must rhyme with the line that you're fed."
The nurse will bathe me
And then, we will see
whether the color of her blood is red
Tonight, I'm going to a party
I'll eat and I'll drink and be hearty
we'll sing stupid songs
And suck on big bongs
Trust me, you don't want to be tardy.
While I was out shopping today
I noticed, somewhat with dismay
That the stores were all closing,
the coppers were nosing,
and threatened to use pepper spray.
When I have to write the first line
I pick the pen with the purple shine
Its ink is plain black
when sprayed on your back
It wil make you think you've drunk moonshine
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