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While taking a walk in the hills
An insomniac mislaid his pills.
the whole night he spent,
screaming in fright
 

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Sorry about that.

"Let that be a lesson," the doc said,
"you must rhyme with the line that you're fed." :)D)
 
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"Let that be a lesson," the doc said,
"you must rhyme with the line that you're fed."
The nurse will bathe me
 

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"Let that be a lesson," the doc said,
"you must rhyme with the line that you're fed."
The nurse will bathe me
And then, we will see
whether the color of her blood is red:e2teeth:

Tonight, I'm going to a party:e2tongue:
 
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Tonight, I'm going to a party :e2tongue:
I'll eat and I'll drink and be hearty :partyguy:
we'll sing stupid songs:e2drunk:
 

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Tonight, I'm going to a party :e2tongue:
I'll eat and I'll drink and be hearty :partyguy:
we'll sing stupid songs:e2drunk:
And suck on big bongs :e2cloud9:
Trust me, you don't want to be tardy.:e2poke:


While I was out shopping today.
 

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While I was out shopping today
I noticed, somewhat with dismay
That the stores were all closing
 

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While I was out shopping today
I noticed, somewhat with dismay
That the stores were all closing,
the coppers were nosing,
and threatened to use pepper spray.


When I have to write the first line.
 

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When I have to write the first line
I pick the pen with the purple shine
 
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When I have to write the first line
I pick the pen with the purple shine
Its ink is plain black
when sprayed on your back
 

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When I have to write the first line
I pick the pen with the purple shine
Its ink is plain black
when sprayed on your back
It wil make you think you've drunk moonshine

There's no point in writing wile sober
 

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There's no point in writing while sober
or singing carols in October.
But what works for me,
 

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There's no point in writing while sober
or singing carols in October.
But what works for me,
May be wrong for thee
So let me ride ma bulldozer

I wish the sun wouldn't rise to early
 

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I wish the sun wouldn't rise too early
I know I'll get up cross and surly.
But if it sleeps in,