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Old 05-06-2013, 12:00 AM   #13126
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I thought that's what the saloon was fer?

Well, that an' drinkin', an' smokin', and' watchin' the dancin' gurls, an' listenin' t' the player pianer...
*sigh*

I remember when we had us a live pianer player.

Got shot up, though. Lots of times.

Must be dead, I guess, by now.
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Old 05-06-2013, 12:05 AM   #13127
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Well, we had the zombie for a little whiles, but he just kinda' rotted away awhiles back...

There might still be a few bits of 'im layin' round the back o' the pianer though...
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Old 05-06-2013, 07:45 PM   #13128
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Wait the pianna player is dead, yet again.
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Old 05-07-2013, 03:12 AM   #13129
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I mights as be able t' brings 'im back if's y'll want...

I'll go gets me some supplies from my lab over at t' Horror Hounds (an', yeah, Haggis, I'll bring ya's somethin' special back fer dinner from down there).
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Old 05-11-2013, 02:39 AM   #13130
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<shuffles in dragging burlap bag leaving trail of leaky...fluids..., dumps bag on bar, gets out sewin' kit>

<starts whistlin' while threadin' string through large needle>
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Old 05-11-2013, 02:43 AM   #13131
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<checks inside bag, nods head, shuffles stuff around in bag, nods again, closes bag, pulls pencil stub from inner pocket, licks pointy end, and writes somethin' on bar, nods, mutters>

Ayup, ayup. Got 'nuff pieces fer a dancin' gurly too...

<goes back t' threadin' needle>
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Old 05-11-2013, 05:56 PM   #13132
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No using body parts to try and lure in dancing girls. And clean up the drippings.
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Old 05-13-2013, 07:45 AM   #13133
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Nope, nope. Need them drippin's <mops up puddle of fluids and squeezes it into body cavity>. Ain't luring' in no dancing' gurls. Makin' one from the, um, leftovers...

She won't be purdy, 'cept mebbe' t' the Marshal, but she'll dance.

I needs some more parts.

<heads out of bar>
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Old 05-19-2013, 10:07 AM   #13134
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<hauls bag with feet hanging out of the end of it into bar, gets out saw, scalpel, and assorted other "tools", and starts cutting away pieces>

Okeydokey. I should have everythin' I needs now.

<starts whistling, throws a couple "pieces" into Haggis' bowl>
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Old 05-19-2013, 09:30 PM   #13135
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I hear tell there's supposed to be a thunderstorm tomorry night. You don't s'pose you'll be ready by then, do ya?
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Old 05-19-2013, 11:23 PM   #13136
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Ayup. I already gots most o' the pieces sewn t'gether. That there thunderstorm could come in handy.

<starts buildin' antenny thingie and wirin' it up t' the new pianer player and dancin' gurl>
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Old 05-22-2013, 10:11 PM   #13137
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<pours self a beer, kicks back on stool with boots up on table, and listens t' the pianer player play while watchin' the dancin' ghoul dance>
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