The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself
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I don't know - I've only licked a nine-volt once. Never put one in water -- but I don't think the result would be good...
kinda like Porter suggesting I put metal in the microwave - It's bad enough when you put a book with silver print in the microwave instead of yur coffee cup.
Ever put a potato in the microwave? It's lots of fun. But on the other hand my mom says I can't go into her kitchen anymore.
according to my reps batteries + water= dead sexy
Well, I can understand the dead part.
And this is dead sexy, fyi.
Cella's first year economic budget does not include flags, vans, blue, people (happy or otherwise) or candy. The DRC is broke. That is why she is able to get it for under a Billion USD.
The budget does, however, include fists.
And Jameson. Shi[p]loads of Jameson.
WAY better than CPA, Cella. With lots of perks and benefits too.
late Wednesday morning, the University of Oregon had posted the "head football coach" job on its website. The posting notes that the salary for the position is "commensurate with experience."
late Wednesday morning, the University of Oregon had posted the "head football coach" job on its website. The posting notes that the salary for the position is "commensurate with experience."
It's more letters, Haggis. I thought you liked lettersIt's worse than I thought, Jay. She wants to be a CPA.
Maybe I should just switch my major to "Vacations"?
yes.
Just don't Poobah in the living room, OK?
Never, I'm sure!
fists, huh?
Always been curious about those.
Oh, come on, you slackers! Fifteen minutes and not one "fill you in" joke?
'the fuck is going on around here, anyway??
that's how you make baked potatoes silly - you put one in the microwave on high for about 2 minutes
someone needs to up date the safety manuals in here then
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that's how you make baked potatoes silly - you put one in the microwave on high for about 2 minutes
Uncle vito does a lot of his cooking that way too, pd.
Uh, I believe that's how you make your bones, buddy.
...or your buddy's bones. I always get those mixed up.
....fill you in?????
....well...Cella has fists for that now that she owns the DRC...
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The DRC? Why on earth would anyone want to buy the DRC? Have any of you guys actually been there? Sheesh!
But there's a much easier way for impoverished African countries to make a quick buck (no offense QW).
1. Declare war on the USA
2. Wait for the USA to fire a warning shot.
3. Surrender.
4. Claim billions of $'s in reconstruction aid.
But there's a much easier way for impoverished African countries to make a quick buck (no offense QW).
1. Declare war on the USA
2. Wait for the USA to fire a warning shot.
3. Surrender.
4. Claim billions of $'s in reconstruction aid.
The DRC? Why on earth would anyone want to buy the DRC? Have any of you guys actually been there? Sheesh!
But there's a much easier way for impoverished African countries to make a quick buck (no offense QW).
1. Declare war on the USA
2. Wait for the USA to fire a warning shot.
3. Surrender.
4. Claim billions of $'s in reconstruction aid.
I'll admit, it's a fix-'er-upper but I'm sure I could swing it. Besides, isn't Luekman from there?
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