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Now don't ask me what started her off,
Some people say it was whopping (whooping?) cough,
With large medical bills
Some people say it was whopping (whooping?) cough,
With large medical bills
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Now don't ask me what started her off,
Some people say it was whooping cough,
With large medical bills
But perhaps other ills
Some people say it was whooping cough,
With large medical bills
But perhaps other ills
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It's tough when your papa's in jail
and your best friend is a snail
The judge likes to quack
Like an old canvasback
and your best friend is a snail
The judge likes to quack
Like an old canvasback
It's tough when your papa's in jail
and your best friend is a snail
The judge likes to quack
Like an old canvasback
This thread is a little bit stale.
Ahem
I long for the glories of old
and your best friend is a snail
The judge likes to quack
Like an old canvasback
This thread is a little bit stale.
Ahem
I long for the glories of old
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I long for the glories of old,
When the conquests were for livestock, land and gold,
When men toted guns
When the conquests were for livestock, land and gold,
When men toted guns
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I long for the glories of old,
When the conquests were for livestock, land and gold,
When men toted guns
And uttered lame puns
Instead of writing silly limericks while waiting for their books to be sold
Just when you thought that you'd got it
When the conquests were for livestock, land and gold,
When men toted guns
And uttered lame puns
Instead of writing silly limericks while waiting for their books to be sold
Just when you thought that you'd got it
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Just when you thought that you'd got it,
she turns and calls you a dimwit.
That's so like a dame
she turns and calls you a dimwit.
That's so like a dame
Just when you thought that you'd got it,
she turns and calls you a dimwit.
That's so like a dame
To pass around blame,
not knowing you don't give a s**t.
I wish there was really a way
she turns and calls you a dimwit.
That's so like a dame
To pass around blame,
not knowing you don't give a s**t.
I wish there was really a way
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I wish there was really a way
To make all work seem just like play
My tears wet the desk
My boss is a pesk
To make all work seem just like play
My tears wet the desk
My boss is a pesk
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I wish there was really a way
To make all work seem just like play
My tears wet the desk
My boss is a pesk
And he makes my life wretched all day
A Buddhist, a nun, and a house painter
To make all work seem just like play
My tears wet the desk
My boss is a pesk
And he makes my life wretched all day
A Buddhist, a nun, and a house painter
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A Buddhist, a nun, and a house painter,
walked into a bar in Decatur.
A pint of lager,
Their bound'ries vaguer,
walked into a bar in Decatur.
A pint of lager,
Their bound'ries vaguer,
A Buddhist, a nun, and a house painter,
walked into a bar in Decatur.
A pint of lager,
Their bound'ries vaguer,
in a setting that couldn't be quainter.
The bartender yelled out, "Last call!"
walked into a bar in Decatur.
A pint of lager,
Their bound'ries vaguer,
in a setting that couldn't be quainter.
The bartender yelled out, "Last call!"
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