1. Cleaning your room: lovingly pick up each individual item, admire it for a period of time equaling not less than 10 minutes, then put it on your bed. Reverse process when needing sleep!
2. Housing regulations: All chimney apertures to be expanded by two metres to allow for future girth-expansion of Father Christmas, following excessive mince pie consumption.
5. Ice cream trucks would circle the block regularly and the ice creams would be free - government provided/funded.
The Double Mint Twins are being retired, what or who would you replace them with?
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