Scenes from a hat!

poetinahat · Oct 15, 2014

3. MTV broadcasts music video

Nymtoc · Oct 16, 2014

4. The media cease reporting on the British royal family.

Lavern08 · Oct 21, 2014

5. Pumpkin-flavored everything has been banned from the universe.

Reasons You're Not Wearing a Costume To This Years Halloween Party...

Steve Coate · Oct 21, 2014

1. Going as that nudist guy from the first season of Survivor.

Williebee · Oct 22, 2014

2. I'm not allowed to go to this year's party. Remember last year, with the boss's wife, after the punch, and the punch?

Yeah. She says "Hi!" by the way.

Chris P · Oct 27, 2014

3. With my (lack of) fashion sense, everyday is Halloween.

poetinahat · Oct 27, 2014

4. Safety concerns: I can't figure out if it's Wabbit Season or Duck Season.

Night_Writer · Nov 3, 2014

5. The party was when? Oh, damn.

Things you shouldn't do while riding a horse.

Lavern08 · Nov 4, 2014

1. Text with both hands

Jamiekswriter · Nov 4, 2014

2. jump out an airplane

It's the 9th division airborne cavalry!

Williebee · Nov 4, 2014

3. The horse.

brasiliareview · Nov 7, 2014

4. Set fire to the horse.

Chris P · Nov 11, 2014

5. Realize you forgot your hemorrhoid cream.

Top Five Least Played Pandora Playlists

PorterStarrByrd · Nov 11, 2014

1. The Dorsey brothers

poetinahat · Nov 11, 2014

2. Hip-hop Bagpipes

Lavern08 · Nov 12, 2014

3. Pope Francis & His Mesmerizing Show Tunes

Nymtoc · Nov 12, 2014

4. Sarah Palin Sings Honky-Tonk

M.S. Wiggins · Nov 15, 2014

5. Amazing Grace - Dubstep

Unflattering names to call your ~~nether~~ never region.

Lavern08 · Nov 18, 2014

1. Fish Mooney

poetinahat · Nov 18, 2014

2. Waldo

Zeddo · Nov 18, 2014

3. Kardashian

PorterStarrByrd · Nov 19, 2014

4. Hey, you

Chris P · Nov 19, 2014

5. Starboard portal

5 Least Watched TED Talks

Williebee · Nov 19, 2014

1. The healing art of back hair.

Zeddo · Nov 19, 2014

2. Do-it-Yourself Surgery.

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