The thread where cray is beaten to a pulp before breakfast

robeiae · Feb 25, 2015

*beats cray to a pulp before breakfast, crosses another item off of bucket list*

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 25, 2015

* adds catsup to pulp *

Fruitbat · Feb 25, 2015

Battery battery!

Dennis E. Taylor · Feb 25, 2015

Fruitbat said:
Battery battery!

A salt and battery.

(wish I had a pic of salt)

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 26, 2015

* dunks cray in egg batter, then flour *

* Heats up oil in deep fryer *

cray · Feb 26, 2015

this thread won't work.

people can't get on board with harming me in any way.
srsly.

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 26, 2015

of course not. Elbows Cray

robeiae · Feb 26, 2015

I don't need anyone on board. I told you, I'm working on my bucket list and I need witnesses.

Next up: giving Haskins a mullet.

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 26, 2015

he likes fish?

cray · Feb 26, 2015

told you this thread would never make it.

the people of aw pbluvrves me.

NinaK · Feb 26, 2015

And respect you.

Haggis · Feb 26, 2015

cray, you disgust me a great deal.

cray · Feb 26, 2015

thank you, nina.

and haggis, your post is not actually in keeping with what i've been saying in this thread.
mod note: you might want to consider editing it.

Haggis · Feb 26, 2015

cray said:
thank you, nina.

and haggis, your post is not actually in keeping with what i've been saying in this thread.
mod note: you might want to consider editing it.

Good point, cray. I'll get right to it.

Gilroy Cullen · Feb 26, 2015

*stuffs Cray into a smoothie machine for Porter to ruin later*

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 26, 2015

* Invites cray to spring training in North Dakota *

* sharpens baseball bat *

Haggis · Feb 26, 2015

It's after breakfast. Can we keep beating him?

robeiae · Feb 26, 2015

He's already fully pulped. Giroy has the right idea, I think

Or I guess you could wisk him for a little while.

*hands Haggis a morning star*

PorterStarrByrd · Feb 26, 2015

* puts cray in slow cooker to simmer overnight. nails lid shut *

CassandraW · Feb 28, 2015

*incorporates cray into smoothie; offers it to Porter*

Gilroy Cullen · Mar 2, 2015

*finds the tattered remains of cray in the blender*
*Adds egg shells and peat to blender, creates fertilizer for my cactus*

cray · Mar 2, 2015

et tu, gil?

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 2, 2015

just when Cray was feeling good after that spanking from Swats ....

PorterStarrByrd · Mar 2, 2015

Whomps Cray

robeiae · Dec 24, 2015

This thread is probably more appropriate for holiday festivities than a cabaret.

The thread where cray is beaten to a pulp before breakfast

Touch and go

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Get it off! It burns!

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Superior Life form

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On the Beach

Evil, undead Chihuahua

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Evil, undead Chihuahua

Handsome servant of a redhead

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Evil, undead Chihuahua

Touch and go

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Handsome servant of a redhead

Superior Life form

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

nutruring tomorrows criminals today

Touch and go