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GailD · Jul 25, 2014

tip a rary. Of course, there is a wrong way to tip a rary because...

WriteMinded · Jul 25, 2014

they are easily pissed off. The last time the coroner (yeah, remember him?) tipped a rary . . .

Lavern08 · Jul 25, 2014

He lost his index finger. From that day forward, he was called...

batesey96 · Jul 25, 2014

All of the family coming to dinner, I had to impress them this time. But how could I...

GailD · Jul 26, 2014

Lavern08 said:
He lost his index finger. From that day forward, he was called...

pokey-non. Sorry, I could not resist it.

batesey96 said:
All of the family coming to dinner, I had to impress them this time. But how could I...

...bring out the Spode for the likes of them? I mean, putting fine china in front of Cousin Ivan is like...

ajaye · Jul 26, 2014

...asking a kangaroo to knit you a jumper. The coroner was starting to wonder whether he actually existed because...

WriteMinded · Jul 26, 2014

to his horror, everybody kept forgetting about him. Could that mean that . . .

ajaye · Jul 26, 2014

... he was really an invisible alien from Neptunius with amnesia and perhaps a little paranoia? Down the road in another village the over 60s cricket team prepared to ...

WriteMinded · Jul 26, 2014

fight off the exterminator who was running at them, spray gun in hand. They armed themselves with . . .

Lavern08 · Jul 26, 2014

...Bed pans and Depends. Little did they know...

Jassack · Jul 26, 2014

all the canes and walkers had mysteriously disappeared. They crept and crawled over the grass. . .

Ken · Jul 26, 2014

... engaging in combat maneuvers to take the enemy by surprise. Meanwhile back at headquarters . . .

GailD · Jul 27, 2014

... the over 60's cricket match was in Day 6, with the Kaolin Koalas leading by 11 runs in the first innings. Then, Mad Bruce bowled a maiden over...

ajaye · Jul 27, 2014

...her name was Marion and her boyfriend Robin was none too pleased. When Robin lifted his trusty bow Mad Bruce showed just how mad he was by...

WriteMinded · Jul 27, 2014

lifting his tunic and pissing on him. When Robin started wiping his face, Marion . . .

WriteMinded · Jul 28, 2014

shook her finger at him. "You have killed this thread, you . . .

ajaye · Jul 28, 2014

...mad bugger, get thee back to silly mid on or we'll lose this match. Over at the castle Princess Pamela counted out her gold coins; yes, she should have enough to...

ScienceFictionMommy · Jul 28, 2014

...bribe the Count into killing off her bothersome uncle, with some leftover to buy that sparkly tiara she so adored. But before any of that could happen, she'd have to convince...

Ken · Jul 29, 2014

Wonder what pleasantry is on the venue today for this uplifting, cheery thread ?

Stepping into the outhouse she ...
Taking out a barf bag Jane . . .

Guess there's only one way to find out. Read the post above.

ScienceFictionMommy said:
...bribe the Count into killing off her bothersome uncle, with some leftover to buy that sparkly tiara she so adored. But before any of that could happen, she'd have to convince...

... sing a song. The one she chose was . . .

ajaye · Jul 30, 2014

Wouldn't It Be Loverly, from the musical My Fair Lady. There's only one thing better than a holiday in the sun and that's a holiday...

GailD · Jul 31, 2014

...going on a safari through the African bush. Jane had always known that elephants have a cynical twist of humor, but this one...

Ken · Jul 31, 2014

... registered as a democrat. Traipsing along the seashore in a three-piece suit John suddenly recalled that . . .

ScienceFictionMommy · Jul 31, 2014

...his towel, beach ball, and snorkel gear wouldn't do him any good without the swimsuit he'd left an hour away at home. The band was good, but at this volume they'd...

ajaye · Jul 31, 2014

have no hope of aggravating anybody's parents. The attorney chuckled and gestured to the jury, 'I'm sure you all agree that my client...

Ken · Aug 1, 2014

... isn't the sort to yodel in public.' Arriving in the Andromeda galaxy they set course for . . .

Finish It / Then Post ~2/3rds of a Sentence Yerself

Still chasing plot bunnies.

Derailed

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Still chasing plot bunnies.

partial to a gum tree

Derailed

partial to a gum tree

Derailed

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

Still chasing plot bunnies.

partial to a gum tree

Derailed

Derailed

partial to a gum tree

partial to a gum tree

Still chasing plot bunnies.

partial to a gum tree