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Lavern08

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1. Pin the tail on the Hottest Babe in the Room
 

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2. Being the bachelor you are--a wife-swapping tombola.
 

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4. Re-enactments of Monty Python skits. "It's only a flesh wound!"
 

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5. Musical Electric Chairs

Holiday TV Specials that didn't last
 

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2. Yuletide 'n' Soybeans! - Christmas with The Morning Farm Report Gang
 

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5. 'Mirror mirror on the wall, whose child got most of all?'

Your in-laws aren't amused--they heard you swearing for the first time. Five replies that frighten the life out of you...
 

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3. Oooh, those words are a no-no. Naughty boys who use naughty words go into grandma's coffin to cool their heads.
 

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4. "Oooh, nasty talk... that's so hot! Say that again, slow..."
 

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1. If Billy and McMurphy (Jack Nicholson) had managed to escape that night...
 
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2. Old Yeller spits out the Alka-Seltzer tablet, stops foaming and starts wagging. Travis puts the gun down and they walk off into the sunset.
 

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3. Rhett says, "On second thought, I do give a damn," comes back in the house, and they live happily ever after.
 

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5. Alex deLarge: I was cured, alright. Then I was tortured, raped, beaten to half an inch of my life, buried alive and damned to spend an eternity in hell for being a murderous evil rapist son of a bitch.


Bad things to tell your dog after he just jumped atop the christmas table and took away the turkey's right leg