The Bent Nail Saloon.

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Stop it, dammit!
 

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There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone. There he is! He's gone.

Stop it, dammit!
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Shadow WINS!!!!!!!!!!
 

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No, Starscream is okay. I'm just incognito this week.


Transformers Vs Aliens...I would have such a big happy.
 

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Setting: A back country area of the USA (establishing shot of farm fields full of corn, a quaint Midwestern town, etc.)

Situation: Farm folk are disappearing under mysterious circumstances. UFOs have been seen. There are reports of violent monster attacks. The native citizens duly report the situation up-the-line where it is eventually discovered by NEST. Due to the unusual nature if the situation a single autobot is sent to investigate.

He disappears.

Optimus decides to send in a combined NEST/autobot team, 2 each, to discover what has happened to the missing autobot and help any humans who might need it.

Situation (deeper): there is an alien inter-species predator prowling the woods preying on humans. The colony is already quite large and growing rapidly. The autobot sent to investigate ran afoul of a group of alien warriors and was wrecked by their acid blood. He is quite dead, but the wreckage can still be found in the woods where the encounter occurred.

The rest is up to the writer...
 

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Massachusetts welcomes everyone. Hell, it's not even as though anyone here would notice a giant alien robot.
 

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You actually listen to the conversations in this place?
 

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*ambles into saloon...flips silver dollar onto bar*

"Mighty Messenger - Nyarlathothep
from the world of Seven Suns
To his earth place the Wood of N'gai,
wither may come He Who Is Not to be Named."

Um...I mean...Um...how about a beer, barkeep?
 

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Y'all havin' one. Hold up the stage outside a' town agin didja'?
I don't hold up stages, Parson. I protect them. I am the Marshal after all.

Of course sometimes protecting them means I have to hold on to a strongbox or three.
 

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And you haven't been sharing the take with the house?





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Hmmm, are we's having' another o' those incessant avvie wars agin?

Now, Marshal, y'all know that was one o' them thar questions ya' just can't answer correctly, right? Like "Have ya' stopped beatin' the red-haired orphan chilluns down on the farm yet?" that sort o' ting.

<hock, spit, drool, wipe on sleeve>