Hounding After Hours

Good evening Abby and Ted.

Did someone mention candy?

Ted, you didn't eat my nachoes, did you?

I have a plate of nachos sitting right here. They're full of cow.

Cow nachos!!! They're not in the van, are they?

Don't fear the van. Take my hand, we'll be able to fly.

TedTheewen said:

Are you sure? Because as you know, there is no such thing as mind bleach.

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No, no there is not. No matter how hard you wish for it.

TedTheewen said:

You know, I haven't seen a Corgi in a long time around here. There must be a shortage or something. That or all the corgis are collecting and gathering their numbers so they can take over.

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Wha-- How did Corgi's get into this?

Which reminds me--

I just got the funniest picture today. I *think* it's of a Corgi. But...hang on...I gotta check now.


ETA: Yeah. I think that's what this is.

LOL...that's funny!

Soapy, hon...how's things? Want some nachos? They're extra special!

TedTheewen said:

Soapy, hon...how's things? Want some nachos? They're extra special!

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Um...

If I ever open my own restaurant up, I'm gonna have the craziest, biggest, cheesiest nachos in the world. It would be so over-the-top people would come from all over just to try them.

TedTheewen said:

If I ever open my own restaurant up, I'm gonna have the craziest, biggest, cheesiest nachos in the world. It would be so over-the-top people would come from all over just to try them.

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Could you have one version named after me?

You could put cilantro on them. I've heard that some people say cilantro tastes soapy to them.

Big Bloody Mary's, too.




Life is better covered in cheese!

soapdish said:

You could put cilantro on them. I've heard that some people say cilantro tastes soapy to them.

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This is so beautifully wrong, I should have it tattoo'd on me someplace.

TedTheewen said:

This is so beautifully wrong, I should have it tattoo'd on me someplace.

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which part?



ETA: Of what I said...OF WHAT I SAID! Not which part of your body would you get the tattoo.

Haggis said:

Cilantro?

You are dead to me Soapy. Dead.

*trudges off*

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I can't help it...

My salsa happens to have a lot of cilantro in it and I've eaten quite a bit this evening.

You could put cilantro on them. I've heard that some people say cilantro tastes soapy to them

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--Soapdish

Are you sure you don't want to know where I'd get the tat? Are you really sure?

TedTheewen said:

Are you sure you don't want to know where I'd get the tat? Are you really sure?

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Um...

Ted, have you thought of a food van? They are all the rage in Portland, Oregon.

I have. But then people see my face, etc.

ASC McLaren said:

Ted, have you thought of a food van? They are all the rage in Portland, Oregon.

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Actually, that's not a bad idea. You could combine your love of cooking and your creepy van. *high-fives ASC*

TedTheewen said:

I have. But then people see my face, etc.

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Come on. That's not that bad. You're not that bashful, are you?

Wait--first, what's the "etc."?

Hmm....Creepy Food Van. Monster Nachos? Monster Cheese Fries? Roofie Ice Cream?

TedTheewen said:

Hmm....Creepy Food Van. Monster Nachos? Monster Cheese Fries? Roofie Ice Cream?

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Finger foods.

Food that looks like various body parts! Like, hand sandwiches, eyeball soups and deep-fried toes. It would be like the pie shoppe in Sweeney Todd.

TedTheewen said:

Food that looks like various body parts! Like, hand sandwiches, eyeball soups and deep-fried toes. It would be like the pie shoppe in Sweeney Todd.

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See, now you're getting into it.

I will admit, when I was a kid, I used to read a number of adult magazines for men. And one of them had an article about a place in California that served a hamburger modeled to look like a certain body part. And I think they're also serving other food products with the same theme in other places.

But I've always thought severed limbs and things like that would be more fun.