Just that morning your elderly Tibetan neighbors had asked you to drop by the Asian Market and pick up a paper of finely ground rhino horn for them. Unfortunately...
...your elderly Tibetan neighbors are getting impatient, so they phone you, and the ringing of the phone (your ringtone is a song by Paris Hilton) causes you to freak out, with the rhino only inches away. Fortunately...
You have your nail file handy and coax the nuzzly rhino into letting you file a couple teaspoons of powder from his horn while pretending to give him noogies. Unfortunately...
...uniformed men pull up in a humvee, accuse you of violating laws against harming rhinos, throw you into their vehicle and head for the police station. Fortunately...
...the officer drinks the rhino horn potion and promptly turns purple and dies (some allergies are like that). The other officers put you in restraints and continue to the police station, where you are charged with murder. Fortunately...
A bystander with a phone camera has filmed the whole incident. He sends the video to PETA instantly inflaming rhino lovers world wide. Unfortunately...
...you filch some Spam from a supply cart and moosh it around and heat it up so he'll think it's liver. You give it to him hoping that he'll show you how to escape from jail. Unfortunately...
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