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Matera the Mad · Apr 18, 2015

when the night is dark and hope seems lost
and your soul on a stormy sea is tossed
regrets bite like sharks
and with fiery sparks

jaus tail · Apr 20, 2015

when the night is dark and hope seems lost
and your soul on a stormy sea is tossed
regrets bite like sharks
and with fiery sparks
life hits like a never ending frost

but i tried my best to achieve success

Matera the Mad · Apr 21, 2015

but i tried my best to achieve success
though in truth my whole life was a mess

jaus tail · Apr 22, 2015

but i tried my best to achieve success
though in truth my whole life was a mess
searching for some goal

CDSinex · Apr 22, 2015

but i tried my best to achieve success
though in truth my whole life was a mess
searching for some goal
I dug a big hole

Matera the Mad · Apr 25, 2015

but i tried my best to achieve success
though in truth my whole life was a mess
searching for some goal
I dug a big hole
And fell in it, head-first, more or less.

When disaster's a daily occurrence,

CDSinex · Apr 26, 2015

When disaster's a daily occurrence,
and your friends start to show their annoyance.

jaus tail · Apr 27, 2015

When disaster's a daily occurrence,
and your friends start to show their annoyance.
Get a therapist

Matera the Mad · Apr 27, 2015

When disaster's a daily occurrence,
and your friends start to show their annoyance.
Get a therapist
And rum with a twist

CDSinex · Apr 28, 2015

When disaster's a daily occurrence,
and your friends start to show their annoyance.
Get a therapist
And rum with a twist,
then drink 'til you fall into a trance.

She told me her friends called her Jill.

jaus tail · Apr 29, 2015

She told me her friends called her Jill.
A smile later I pushed her over the hill

Matera the Mad · Apr 29, 2015

She told me her friends called her Jill.
A smile later I pushed her over the hill
She went tumbling down

CDSinex · Apr 29, 2015

She told me her friends called her Jill.
A smile later I pushed her over the hill
She went tumbling down,
and said with a frown,

Matera the Mad · Apr 30, 2015

She told me her friends called her Jill.
A smile later I pushed her over the hill
She went tumbling down,
and said with a frown,
"I hope you're the next one down, Bill."

A nerd, a nun, and a novelist

CDSinex · May 1, 2015

A nerd, a nun, and a novelist
went to the local virologist.

Matera the Mad · May 2, 2015

A nerd, a nun, and a novelist
went to the local virologist.
He said that they had

CDSinex · May 4, 2015

A nerd, a nun, and a novelist
went to the local virologist.
He said that they had
was not all that bad,

Matera the Mad · May 7, 2015

A nerd, a nun, and a novelist
went to the local virologist.
He said that they had
was not all that bad,
and he put them all on a long waiting list.

When things don't go the way that you think they should

jaus tail · May 8, 2015

When things don't go the way you think they should
It's time to call friends: old and good.

Matera the Mad · May 8, 2015

When things don't go the way you think they should
It's time to call friends: old and good.
Chill some good beer

jaus tail · May 8, 2015

When things don't go the way you think they should
It's time to call friends: old and good.
Chill some good beer
Happy days are here

CDSinex · May 11, 2015

When things don't go the way you think they should
It's time to call friends: old and good.
Chill some good beer
Happy days are here,
just hope you aren't misunderstood.

When you meet someone new in the park.

jaus tail · May 15, 2015

When you meet someone new in the park,
jump high in the sky and bark

Matera the Mad · May 15, 2015

When you meet someone new in the park,
jump high in the sky and bark
Wag tail, sniff butt

onestepp · May 15, 2015

I've got a big boil on my rump
It is a most unsightly lump
It makes sitting pretty
Quite hard, more's the pity
but I'm distraught, wretched, and plump.

A woman took over Wall Street

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