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I read that as St. Ives and was expecting a lotion commercial. Which...would have also been fitting, I think. But more...serene(?)Here's what I was thinking--we use a low-heat salsa for the photos and various staged events. Then, we put a warning on the packaging and in the commercials. We highlight the erotic applications of Dragon Salsa. It would be like the commercials for St. Ides only with ghetto references and hip-hop music.
At least until the screaming and flesh peeling started.