This country is threatened by vicious enemies who would like nothing more than to burn it to ashes, crumbling infrastructure, poverty, income inequality, environmental destruction, racial animus, sexism, homophobia, betrayed and abandoned veterans, homelessness, dysfunctional politics and obsessing over pseudo-celebrities and the color of ugly dresses, but I'm really supposed to get stressed out over Hillary Clinton's private email account?
The capacity of our servile, bored and lazy-ass media to fixate upon trivialities and irrelevancies is exceeded only by the capacity of our sheep-like, easily bored and lazy-ass populace to swallow this swill whole and ask for seconds.
H.L. Mencken was right about nobody ever going broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people and Up was right about "Squirrel!"