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I know, right? I forwarded fifteen memes today and they still expect me to go to work to get money! (I don't actually know how to use my computer or my phone though, so I might have done it wrong. Honestly, without this app, I'd be completely lost.) When I was a kid we got a trophy every day just for going to school! (Also if we didn't show, because otherwise it would hurt our feelings.)
But now everything is soooo haaaarrrdd! If only I was smart and hardworking like the generation that came before us. Them with their booming economy, making a living wage with only a high school diploma and inexplicably inferior genetic material after 1980...
Omg totes magotes! At least I think totes magotes--your post is long so it's so hard to read lolz I can't even with literacyballz. You must have gotten, like, even bigger trophies than me! Dood I went in for a second degree a couple years ago and they expect me to convert kg to lbs and I was all, what even is this?? x 2.2? Is that a 22 with a dead bug in the middle or what? And then I got confused and scared because no one gave me a trophy for trying and I wasn't praised constantly for existing!!!11!!! I'm so over it. Whatev. I would go on Pinterest for cool trophy-for-existing ideas to give myself but I can't remember the thing you type in the magic white rectangle at the top of the computerbox.
Shit's hard. Yolo.