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No, no.

Ted's right. I remember you turning down his offer of membership.


And I remember something else about nakedness, and a few other things, that, come to think of it, may well have been why you turned it down.

:D

:O

I think I missed the memo on this...

:popcorn:

no one ever offers me to be in a cult. :e2bummed:
 

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Aw man, I miss all the good stuff. Anyone care to re-enact it?

okay, nevermind, it sounds a bit scary. :scared:
 

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I don't think they're really going to catch on here, Ted.


Maybe in certain circles, perhaps.


Not sure which those would be, but I'm sure somewhere.



Probably.


I know, just like the whole Jar of Toenails Giftpack. You never know about these things until you try them, I guess.
 

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Nope, it still lives. It's just not on FB anymore. In fact, I'm trying to work out a way for the congregation to have a party soon.

You sure the local zoning ordinances will permit that?


Not to mention a few other laws and regulations here and there?


:D
 

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You sure the local zoning ordinances will permit that?


Not to mention a few other laws and regulations here and there?


:D

Dude, you have no idea the laws we duck and dive around. I mean, when you name Archangels after drugs, you sorta invite attention. And then there's a long list of holidays that are basically illegal. Plus a few sacraments that can't be described here. So yeah, we're careful.
 

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I don't know what permits would be needed, seeing I don't know the backstory. However, permits reminded me of hunting and hunting reminded me of cows and cows reminded me that I'm hungry. So, I'm going to go stalk a cow now.

I'll be back later. fair warning.
 

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That....

That was way trippy, Ted. Even for you.

:Wha:

Wait until you see a picture of me in my High Priest outfit, complete with the goat leggings. Scarlet red with a black collar shirt, goat legging, doing the goat-dance around the fire. Good times....
 

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Wait until you see a picture of me in my High Priest outfit, complete with the goat leggings. Scarlet red with a black collar shirt, goat legging, doing the goat-dance around the fire. Good times....
Oh--I made that outfit once. For a boyfriend. For Halloween.

He didn't want to do a goat dance, though. :e2bummed:
 

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Wait until you see a picture of me in my High Priest outfit, complete with the goat leggings. Scarlet red with a black collar shirt, goat legging, doing the goat-dance around the fire. Good times....

Can we, uh, just call it even on that one? I don't think I really need to see that.


Really, I'm good.


:eek:
 

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Oh--I made that outfit once. For a boyfriend. For Halloween.

He didn't want to do a goat dance, though. :e2bummed:

The goat dance comes after paying respects to a few of our saints, like St. Moonshine, and some of our previously mentioned archangels.

Can we, uh, just call it even on that one? I don't think I really need to see that.


Really, I'm good.


:eek:


I'm thinking about producing a calendar. It would be full of quotes from our religious texts and words of inspiration from The Stretch Armstrong Messiah.
 

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The goat dance comes after paying respects to a few of our saints, like St. Moonshine, and some of our previously mentioned archangels.

I'm thinking about producing a calendar. It would be full of quotes from our religious texts and words of inspiration from The Stretch Armstrong Messiah.

The level of thought you've given this is at once both impressive and frightening.

Somewhat more the latter than the former, mind you, but it is impressive.

:Wha:
 

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The level of thought you've given this is at once both impressive and frightening.

Somewhat more the latter than the former, mind you, but it is impressive.

:Wha:

Oh, you have no idea how much thought has gone into this. It all started with a series of morbid jokes at work and this is where it is at now.

The Stretch Armstrong Messiah bit started from a Robot Chicken skit and us joking at work about how some of the people on the phone acted like we took their Stretch Armstrong.

And then there was the joke about our ritual suicide because the company took our souls so they might as well take our rotting corpses.
 
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