...will not know what hit them. Should they cause problems for anyone here, I'll simply duck into a nearby
Jiffy Lube and change into the first ever AW Superhero, that traditional, purely American crime fighter known as:
The Pickler!
Armed with truth, justice, and my
Classic Vlassic Green Weenie Death Ray, I'll turn those
8% of net jack-offs into defunct mounds of plasma that'll resonate with complete and total defeat! Imagine
The Pickler face-to-face with
Moe-randa - the battle goes back and forth, but when
The Pickler sprays some
"Whine Brine" into her eyes, arrests her, and sets her bail at $5 to $10 above the normal bail amount, then she'll appreciate what justice
Pickle style is all about....