The Bent Nail Saloon.

regdog said:

Haggis, paws OUT of the till

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If you slam the drawer hard enough, Haggis makes a Wilhelm scream.

Its kind of fun.
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*shoves Ferret's snout into drawer...slams drawer*

You gob no semse ub hubor.

No. But I did get $3.72 out of the till. Buy you a beer?

*tries to nod*

Gob a sraw?

Shadow_Ferret said:

*tries to nod*

Gob a sraw?

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Dunno? Them things been invented yet?

* spit*

*shrugs*

I seen people using them to hide in water and breathe through.
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Them's reeds. Different things, though I expect they might be used for the same kinda thing.

I thought a reed was the thing they use in saxaphonies.

Saxaphones? They ain't invented jazz yet. Why would they be needin' saxaphones?

Which came first? Sax or jazz?

woodwinds then, Mr. Historical Accuracy.

(now I gotta google the history of sax. Whatever a google is.)

Adolphe Sax invented the saxaphone in 1841.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Which came first? Sax or jazz?

woodwinds then, Mr. Historical Accuracy.

(now I gotta google the history of sax. Whatever a google is.)

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Didn't your Ma and Pa (or, in your case, paw) never teach you about sax? Ain't you never watched them chickens in your yard? Ain't you had no sax education?

*damn percussionists*

Nuh-uh. I hardly ever cuss.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Adolphe Sax invented the saxaphone in 1841.

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Adolphe? Ain't he one a them furriners from Pennsyltuckey or one of them places?

He was Belgian, like the waffle.

And then because my mind works in weird ways, I googled Belgian Cowboy and found some guy named Lucky Luke, the Belgian Cowboy. And images of horses with tiny hats.

*spit*

Any of them there images you seen showed rockers attached to the horses' hooves?

Yes. Yes you did.

Haggis said:

Any of them there images you seen showed rockers attached to the horses' hooves?

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No, they was big horses with little hats.

*wonders where everyone is. Maybe on a cattle drive to Dodge City or something.*

*pours himself another shot glass of caramel-colored water, downs it in one gulp, and pretends its whisky*

cough!Smooth.cough!

Oh. Yeah. Forgot.

*spit*

Howdy, Ferret.

This place needs some livening up. We need us some dancin' gals.

*spit*

Oh, I did line up some entertainment. Finest in the west. Or so I'm told.

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Shadow_Ferret said:

Oh, I did line up some entertainment. Finest in the west. Or so I'm told.

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Gotta say, that's a might different kinda ennertainment from that old pianer player guy what got hisself shot here a few years back.

I gotta ask. That there lady. She looks to me something like someone called Madeline Kahn or Bette Middler might look like, oh, I don't know, a hunnert or so years down the road.

And them toe dancers? They look like the kind of guys what might start something called WWI.

*spit*

So. You think the Whigs got any chance in the election this year?