The Bent Nail Saloon.

You can put the lime away. I believe the Preacher's takin' care of things.

*spit*

It never does.

CDaniel said:

Awww...you've missed me


*spit*

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Yeah. And hit me my mistake.

Don't worry. I've already called PETA.

<stands behind podium and starts recitin' in some furrin' language>

Ia, Cthulhu, Cray!
Phtagn, Cthulhu, Cray!
Ia! Ia!

<flips page in ancient book>

Ia, Yog-Sothoth, Cray! Haggis, phtagn!
Ia, Cthulhu, Tsathoggua, Shub-Nigguruth, Cray! Haggis, phtagn!
Cthulhu, phtagn! Tsathoggua, phtagn! Shub-Nigguruth, phatgn! Cray! Haggis, phtagn!

There, that oughtta' take care o' the problem with Haggis' hat fer awhiles.

Now, brothers and sisters. Let's all read together from the Necronomicon, Second Book, Chapter Twelve, Verses One Eighty Two to One Eighty Five...

FOTSGreg said:

Now, brothers and sisters. Let's all read together from the Necronomicon, Second Book, Chapter Twelve, Verses One Eighty Two to One Eighty Five...

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Is that the hymnal with the red cover and bunnies or the one covered in Human skin?

It's the one wit' t' red human skin cover wit' t' fluffy butterflies..

Yeesh, I gots t' tells' y'll everythin', don't I. That's watcha' gits from no churchifyin' when y'll was younger - an' somewhat less'n daid.

FOTSGreg said:

It's the one wit' t' red human skin cover wit' t' fluffy butterflies..

Yeesh, I gots t' tells' y'll everythin', don't I. That's watcha' gits from no churchifyin' when y'll was younger - an' somewhat less'n daid.

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Don't be fergettin' when I was younger and less daid there warn't no churches invented yet.

Yeah, y'll dun knowed the Old Ones on a first name basis, huh, Haggis.

And Reg is right.

As always.

I don't need shootin'. There's other things I needs, but shootin' ain't one o' 'em.

Getting shot hurts.

Now, Haggis, on t' other hand...

I's might ac'tu'ly help ya' steady yer gun hand there.

Sides, I hears they strings up folks fer shootin' preachers...

Cowboy, have you tried signing out , clearing your cache then signing back in again?

I mean, after you park your weapon elsewhere.

Yippee! It appears I dun cured Haggis o' the curse o' Cray!

*spit*


g'day, daniel.

Yaaarrgh!!!

But, but, but - you're supposed to be daid!

*spit*

It 'pears he's done recharged hisself.

FOTSGreg said:

Yaaarrgh!!!

But, but, but - you're supposed to be daid!

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weeeellll, whatever it was that killed me daid didn't do a very good job now, did it?