<stands behind podium and starts recitin' in some furrin' language>
Ia, Cthulhu, Cray!
Phtagn, Cthulhu, Cray!
Ia! Ia!
<flips page in ancient book>
Ia, Yog-Sothoth, Cray! Haggis, phtagn!
Ia, Cthulhu, Tsathoggua, Shub-Nigguruth, Cray! Haggis, phtagn!
Cthulhu, phtagn! Tsathoggua, phtagn! Shub-Nigguruth, phatgn! Cray! Haggis, phtagn!
There, that oughtta' take care o' the problem with Haggis' hat fer awhiles.
Now, brothers and sisters. Let's all read together from the Necronomicon, Second Book, Chapter Twelve, Verses One Eighty Two to One Eighty Five...