My walker doesn't do well on the ice.
I now have this image of a walker with blades on all corners, with a guy standing on a platform with blades, being pulled around a rink by two side-by-side teams of chihueys wearing cute little antlers.
My walker doesn't do well on the ice.
Oh, I'm this chick again. I remember her.
ETA:
Huh. I wonder how I'd look in bangs.
An Early Christmas
by Porter Starr Byrd
the snow has stopped
without my having
to crank up
the blower
I got most of the snow off
and on my pick-up
and it still works
I bought the discount/overrun store
out of v-8 juice
this morning
I found and unpacked
counter top
my rotisserie
this morning
I also found
all three
of my fondue sets
This is going to be a great holiday season
I also have
a much better Idea
of which foods keep
for five years
than I had
before I unstored
all of my stuffsocks keep pretty wellThis is almost like
a lot of salad dressings
notably blue cheese and thousand island
don't
Raisins seem to be OK
an early christmas
especially since
I don't remember
everything I packed
because
I overcooked the bird!!! Tried an electric roaster for the first time. checked it an hour and a half EARLY, due to reviews saying it cooked fast, and it was STILL overcooked.
Are you saying Porter's posts belong in the potty? Oh, that's rude, PD.
*sniff* I'm so proud...
I read this wrong.
And then I read it wrong again, but I liked it, so I kept reading it wrong.
But then I realized what you meant, which for some reason left me depressed.
PD, how was your Turkey Sacrifice Day? Did the Turkey Gods reward you with anything good?
Yes, PD, we might want to rename the cabbie. Something like "Comedy Cabaret: Home of Porter's Poetry, Cass's Whining and Cray's Typos." That should keep the crowds to a minimum.
I never imagined the new girl with her mouth open all of the time before.
The skating thing sounds a little risky on second thought. The skates have sharp blades and the new girl, from buffalo or somewhere, has probably developed some unusual skills using them.
Cass. Why are you schmooed again? What did you do now?