The Thread Where Cray Now Rampages All by Himself

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My walker doesn't do well on the ice.

I now have this image of a walker with blades on all corners, with a guy standing on a platform with blades, being pulled around a rink by two side-by-side teams of chihueys wearing cute little antlers.
 

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I also have a much better Idea of which foods keep for five years than I had before I unstored all of my stuff
 

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Porter, let me know when your poem is finished so I can format it properly.

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Oh, I'm this chick again. I remember her.

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Huh. I wonder how I'd look in bangs.
 
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I overcooked the bird!!! Tried an electric roaster for the first time. checked it an hour and a half EARLY, due to reviews saying it cooked fast, and it was STILL overcooked.

The self-flagellation commenced last night and will continue through today. Didn't help that my best friend told me her turkey was the best she'd ever made. *flagellates*

I have a lot of work in the hospital today, so I won't be on the cabbie for hours. Have fun. Maybe next year people won't get sick over the holidays.

Cass, enjoy the peace and quiet. Haggis, that pilgrim pick is adorable!
Gail, I hope you've survived shopping on Black Friday. *shudders*
 

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You know, we should just call this the Porter-Potty-Hang-Out... since it seems to be all Porter-Posts lately. :D
 

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Oh, I'm this chick again. I remember her.

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Huh. I wonder how I'd look in bangs.

I read this wrong.

And then I read it wrong again, but I liked it, so I kept reading it wrong.

But then I realized what you meant, which for some reason left me depressed.

PD, how was your Turkey Sacrifice Day? Did the Turkey Gods reward you with anything good?
 

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Yes, PD, we might want to rename the cabbie. Something like "Comedy Cabaret: Home of Porter's Poetry, Cass's Whining and Cray's Typos." That should keep the crowds to a minimum.

An Early Christmas
by Porter Starr Byrd


the snow has stopped
without my having
to crank up
the blower

I got most of the snow off
and on my pick-up
and it still works

I bought the discount/overrun store
out of v-8 juice
this morning

I found and unpacked
counter top
my rotisserie
this morning

I also found
all three
of my fondue sets

This is going to be a great holiday season

I also have
a much better Idea
of which foods keep
for five years
than I had
before I unstored
all of my stuff
socks keep pretty well

a lot of salad dressings
notably blue cheese and thousand island
don't

Raisins seem to be OK
This is almost like
an early christmas
especially since
I don't remember
everything I packed
because

Oh, I'm liking my new floating taco avie!

Mmmm. Tacos. I could go for a taco. Alas, it will be nothing but overcooked turkey until Monday.
 
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I overcooked the bird!!! Tried an electric roaster for the first time. checked it an hour and a half EARLY, due to reviews saying it cooked fast, and it was STILL overcooked.

I think I may have overdone it with the magnifying glass, too. My apologies, c.e.
 

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Are you saying Porter's posts belong in the potty? Oh, that's rude, PD.

*sniff* I'm so proud...

You guys taught me so well :evil

I read this wrong.

And then I read it wrong again, but I liked it, so I kept reading it wrong.

But then I realized what you meant, which for some reason left me depressed.

PD, how was your Turkey Sacrifice Day? Did the Turkey Gods reward you with anything good?


My Turkey day was good, and seeing as I don't care for Turkey, they were happy too. I had chicken and rice with peas and carrots, stuffing without gravy, and some kind of squash casserole thingy :)

And I'm still sick - ugh. Coughs on Porter.

How was your turkey day?

Yes, PD, we might want to rename the cabbie. Something like "Comedy Cabaret: Home of Porter's Poetry, Cass's Whining and Cray's Typos." That should keep the crowds to a minimum.

Hehehehe....
 

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I never imagined the new girl with her mouth open all of the time before.

I appreciate your not objectifying me, Porter. It is wonderful to know that at least one of the cabbie men sees me as a complete person and not just as a pair of gaping lips.
 

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The skating thing sounds a little risky on second thought. The skates have sharp blades and the new girl, from buffalo or somewhere, has probably developed some unusual skills using them.

Hehe. So, I shouldn't bring my husbands speedskates then...those are some blades. Especially since they are freshly sharpened every time.

:evil

Or I could bring my snowshoes.

*goes back to editing furiously*
 

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I'm actually a terrible ice skater. I can't rollerblade, either. Perhaps I'd get better with more practice, but eh, I'll stick to my bike or my feet!

Cass. Why are you schmooed again? What did you do now?

I think the proper question is what haven't I done.

I've been bad. It was either a spanking or this taco avatar.
 
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