Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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CassandraW

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Well, I NEVER.

Not this last week or two, anyway.

*founces*
 

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Hey, I was trying to be helpful. You know how much she hates being called New Girl.
 

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And don't think I don't appreciate all your efforts, RT. Really -- all of them.

And you, Haggis -- you've made me feel like you're truly interested in getting to know the real me.

And you, Ken -- nah, you don't have enough posts yet.
 

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Careful, Haggis. She's got a slap with your name on it. And don't worry, Ken. She's just being coy. She'll slap you again. She can't help herself.
 

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Careful, Haggis. She's got a slap with your name on it. And don't worry, Ken. She's just being coy. She'll slap you again. She can't help herself.

You're right, RT.

*slaps Haggis*
*slaps RT*
*slaps RT again*

oh, what the hell.

*slaps Ken*

*sniffs*

Doesn't matter. I've been slapped better'n that.


Pffft. As if.
 

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I'd slap you to stop your stuttering, but I suspect that's what caused it in the first place.

*pulls bottle of Laphroaig out of thigh holster*

*pours ten fingers worth into a beer mug*

RT. Your face is looking a bit swollen. Maybe Mel has some ice.
 

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Ice won't help. I'll wait until Jay shows up again. She possesses the healing bosom of a saint. :e2brows:
 

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Ice won't help. I'll wait until Jay shows up again. She possesses the healing bosom of a saint. :e2brows:


You mean that saint who's always depicted carrying her bosom around on a plate like they're cupcakes?

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Saint Agatha. That's it.
 

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I get a big kick out of medieval paintings and sculptures of saints. Agatha's one of my favorites. Saint Bartholomew is another. Was flayed alive. Generally depicted with his skin slung over his shoulders like some kind of dapper scarf.

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Where were we? Oh yeah...smut. We Catholic girls start much too late.
 
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