Comedy Cabaret--2012 Road Trip

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Cella

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*pretends to be offended*
 

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*honk honk*


*opens eyes*
ack! sorry, cassandra. ummm....yeah,....
*walks over to cella*


*honk*



there! now you can be genuinely offended, cella!!
 

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*hears voice...turns toward it...puts hands straight out in front of him...feels his way toward the voice*

*takes Haggis's's's hand, leads him to jar*

Would you like help getting them in, dear? Or shall I just hand them to you?
 

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*honk honk*


*opens eyes*
ack! sorry, cassandra. ummm....yeah,....
*walks over to cella*


*honk*



there! now you can be genuinely offended, cella!!
Whew. Thanks.




I needed that.
 

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*honk honk*


*opens eyes*
ack! sorry, cassandra. ummm....yeah,....
*walks over to cella*


*honk*



there! now you can be genuinely offended, cella!!

Meh. A mediocre effort at best. I give it a 1.5.
 

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Don't listen to her, Cray.



i thought you were terribly offensive.
 

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thank you, cella.

i think she's still mad at me from yesterday.
 

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*yawns*

I have dozens of emails from lurkers saying otherwise.
GAH!

You better check your six, Cass! Cray is the most vile excuse for a douche bag on this side of the .... thing, and anyone who says otherwise is ....


is....



a big POO POO HEAD!
 

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was he doing that thing to your leg again, cella?
don't be embarrassed, he does that to everyone.

sorry, cass.
it's true.
 

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ahh, I understand.

kinda like I'm still mad at Haggis.

At my darling puppeh? How could you ever be angry with him, even for a second?

DON'T YOU HAVE THOSE EYEBALLS IN YET, HAGGIS? GEESUZ H. HOW LONG CAN IT TAKE A MAN TO PUT IN HIS OWN DAMN EYEBALLS?

*looks up at Crays's post*

WHAT IN THE NAME OF....HAGGIS! HAGGIS YOU BASTID! ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN TENDING YOUR DAMN EYEBALLS, YOU'VE BEEN OUT HUMPING LEGS?
 

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totally unprovoked, he just took me off his Christmas card list!
 

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They're not his eyeballs.

They're Cella's...points...

They don't fit.
 

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They're not his eyeballs.

They're Cella's...points...

They don't fit.

STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR HIM!



it's a hell of an improvement though. the whole cabaret is better for it. i mean, now i can look into his eyes all day to see cella's points.

haggis thinks i care enough to look in his direction and cella won't know that i'm staring at her points.

win - win.
 

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it's a hell of an improvement though. the whole cabaret is better for it. i mean, now i can look into his eyes all day to see cella's points.

haggis thinks i care enough to look in his direction and cella won't know that i'm staring at her points.

win - win.

Not doing a damn thing for me, frankly.

*takes Haggis's's's's eyeballs and puts them where Cella's points used to be*

*stares into them*

No. No. They're too damn low.
 

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so....where are my points now?
 

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You get extra points if you win!
 
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