FAQ: Flouncing Properly via a Brave Exit Speech Template

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This is only my second post, so I will defer my flounce until my feet are firmly on the ground.
Flouncers and bouncers, oh my!

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I forgot about this thread!

But I'm back now so SCREW EWES. I'm stayiging! Tonite when all you stoopid mods are in your stoopid mod meeting drinking martinis and gettin fat off hte prophets of this fourem, I'l be here makin my post and prooving that my rite is beter than yourz! Live with it! You cant ban me. Im an Amerucan citisen and I have constelational writes!


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Okay, who forgot to make sure kayleamay was taking her meds regularly?
 

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Why does everyone keep asking that? I'm not constipated!
 

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I used to be part of a forum which had a lot of flounces. We would always post flouncy skirts on their threads. The fact that you don;'4t stic k to de way i did it in my last forum makes mwe srick!!!!!

And somwer pe3ople have dared to critocuse mj6y work! My work is brilliant! Fabntstic!!! Ands thers no spelling or gremmar mistks! YIU ARE CRUSHED MY CRETIVE SPIRT! AND ITY'S ALL OPINION NEWEIGH"!

My mum thynks it's great and PA SAID THEY'S TAKE IT SO YOU JUST JELLUS NASISA WHO HATE ANYONE WHO'S BETTER THSAN YOU"!!1


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ROFL. Forgot about this thread. Must bookmark -- a great laugh at any time. (^_^)
 

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this mockery of people who simply want to explain why they can no longer tolerate the slings and arrows of a virtual lynch mob is both immature and probably illegal.
 

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careful...
they'll send a lynch mob if you keep talking like that.
 

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Good flounce-offs are harder to construct than you mods and other mockers give credit for.

Without a good flounce-off, how would you loosers know my pain and that I'm really right, as attested to by lots of reps by members who know I'm really right but are too shy to post I'm really right. They also PM me that I'm really right -- meaning the mean mods and there sickofants (spelling it sycophants is jsut silly) are really wrong -- but no one can see all this important stuff unless I work it all into a telling flounce of major proportions.

Credit wear cridit is do.
 

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this mockery of people who simply want to explain why they can no longer tolerate the slings and arrows of a virtual lynch mob is both immature and probably illegal.

william

i expect better from you; next time, put it in meter.
 

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I'd flounce properly but you would all miss the point.
 

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You'll notice that Chase's flounce is rife (rank?) with artistry.

This is the work of an artiste.
 

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Dear AW

My attempts to kill Haskins have all failed; thus, I have failed you. I hang my head in deepest, somber shame and depart toward my false hopes and a setting sun.

Goodbye forever and ever. :(

B
 

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A flounce of prevention is worth a pounding in a dogpile.
 

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If not flounces, then perhaps a cravat?

Maryn, in on a joke, at last!
 
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