Bye- bye. Surprised you managed to keep quiet for so long.
The slush pile reader is doing it for credit at a community college. She writes poems that don't rhyme, and short fiction, all about vampires. She's got whole paragraphs in her Twilight paperbacks highlighted. She, uhhh ... talks kinda like this, y'know? And she's looking for a boyfriend on geek2geek (her profile has no pic). Impress her and the literary world will be at your feet.