The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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Haggis

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Really, Haggis? Really? You're a mod for cripes sake...and have been subjected to cray for years. Keep egging him on and there'll be a future football team called The Philadelphia Cream Cheese Crays.
Cray doesn't know that qW can't get peggers.
 

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He'll have to find new ones before mrs. cray gets back home or she'll be pissed.
 

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I saw some wild things in the woods today ..

they might have been Crayettes ... or porcupines ... or deer ... or wombats .. or leopards .. or
 

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I saw some wild things in the woods today ..

they might have been Crayettes ... or porcupines ... or deer ... or wombats .. or leopards .. or
 

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I saw some wild things in the woods today ..

they might have been Crayettes ... or porcupines ... or deer ... or wombats .. or leopards .. or

....leaves, grasshoppers, or trees, or songbirds....technically everything in the woods is a wild thing... when you go into the woods...you become a wild thing...


...so, next time take your make up case, nail laquer, a brush, nice pair of stockings, 3 inch pumps (not too spikey) , some cologne, and a form fitting zebra print dress....


....and you'll be fierce, too!
 

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I take time off the thread-webs to have lunch... and all the fun starts... sheesh :D
 

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Working on finishing a novel - yawns - probbaly not tonight.
 

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...so, next time take your make up case, nail laquer, a brush, nice pair of stockings, 3 inch pumps (not too spikey) , some cologne, and a form fitting zebra print dress....

Last time I did that some skunk tried to kiss me. He's was really insistent, too. I grabbed my Rape Whistle and make a huge noise but it didn't help, either. I think it encouraged him.

Finally, I had to point out that I was a dude. He got mad.

"Why did you deceive me?"

"The beard didn't clue you in?"

"I've been with some very ugly women in my days."

"I'll bet...smelly, too."

"Oh great, now you're making skunk jokes?"

After that it deteriorated into a long, boring lecture on pheromones and biology. Never trust a skunk--pedantic little bastards.
 

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