Limericks Still Live!

jaus tail · Sep 19, 2014

The last nice replies have a pattern. JT, CD, MA...JT, CD, MA...JT, CD, MA

Congratulations to us three for forming such great limericks!!!

I have so much hatred inside me,
and I flaunt it, so everyone sees.
Flame darts from my eyes
Curse the man up skies

CDSinex · Sep 20, 2014

I have so much hatred inside me,
and I flaunt it, so everyone sees.
Flame darts from my eyes
Curse the man up skies.
And to end this I'll write what I please.

A woman who lives down the street,

Albedo of Zero · Sep 20, 2014

A woman who lives down the street,
Kills pigs and then sells the meat

jaus tail · Sep 21, 2014

A woman who lives down the street,
Kills pigs and then sells the meat
A hound guards her shop

CDSinex · Sep 21, 2014

A woman who lives down the street,
Kills pigs and then sells the meat
A hound guards her shop
so you'll have to hop

Matera the Mad · Sep 21, 2014

A woman who lives down the street,
Kills pigs and then sells the meat
A hound guards her shop
so you'll have to hop
If you seek, after hours, a treat.

Whether pickled or parboiled or fried

CDSinex · Sep 21, 2014

Whether pickled or parboiled or fried,
if you're eating your food outside

CDSinex · Sep 23, 2014

Oh well.

Whether pickled or parboiled or fried,
if you're eating your food outside.
You'd best watch for the ants,

Matera the Mad · Sep 23, 2014

Whether pickled or parboiled or fried,
if you're eating your food outside.
You'd best watch for the ants,
(Not the ones in your pants)

Night_Writer · Sep 24, 2014

Whether pickled or parboiled or fried,
if you're eating your food outside.
You'd best watch for the ants,
(Not the ones in your pants)
Cuz that corn dog needs somewhere to hide

Whenever I'm watching the news

Matera the Mad · Sep 24, 2014

Whenever I'm watching the news
I just can't help getting the blues

donroc · Sep 24, 2014

Whenever I'm watching the news
The pundits all give me the blues

CDSinex · Sep 24, 2014

Whenever I'm watching the news
I just can't help getting the blues (or) The pundits all give me the blues
It drives me to drink

Matera the Mad · Sep 24, 2014

Whenever I'm watching the news
I just can't help getting the blues (or) The pundits all give me the blues
It drives me to drink
I wish they would think

CDSinex · Sep 25, 2014

Whenever I'm watching the news
I just can't help getting the blues (or) The pundits all give me the blues
It drives me to drink
I wish they would think,
cuz they're stirring up the yahoos.

This poem is somewhat risqué.

Matera the Mad · Sep 25, 2014

This poem is somewhat risqué.
Though compared to some others today

jaus tail · Sep 26, 2014

This poem is somewhat risqué.
Though compared to some others today
But it doesn't rhyme

CDSinex · Sep 26, 2014

This poem is somewhat risqué.
Though compared to some others today
But it doesn't rhyme,
though the rhyme is sublime,

Matera the Mad · Sep 26, 2014

This poem is somewhat risqué.
Though compared to some others today
But it doesn't rhyme,
though the rhyme is sublime,
The whole sense of it has gone astray.

If you can't keep from using your cellphone

Night_Writer · Sep 26, 2014

If you can't keep from using your cellphone
Then do us a favor and stay home

Matera the Mad · Sep 27, 2014

If you can't keep from using your cellphone
Then do us a favor and stay home
Your ringtone is crap

CDSinex · Sep 28, 2014

If you can't keep from using your cellphone
Then do us a favor and stay home
Your ringtone is crap,
sell the phone for scrap

jaus tail · Sep 30, 2014

If you can't keep from using your cellphone
Then do us a favor and stay home
Your ringtone is crap,
sell the phone for scrap
with the money, I'll go to rome

I cried and cried and cried, all day

Matera the Mad · Sep 30, 2014

I cried and cried and cried, all day
Because I couldn't go out and play

CDSinex · Sep 30, 2014

I cried and cried and cried, all day
Because I couldn't go out and play
but then she came over

Limericks Still Live!

Imagine something clever here.

That didn't hurt

Imagine something clever here.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Imagine something clever here.

Imagine something clever here.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

It's all symbolic.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Historicals and Horror rule

Imagine something clever here.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Imagine something clever here.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Imagine something clever here.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

It's all symbolic.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Imagine something clever here.

Bartender, gimme a Linux Mint

Imagine something clever here.