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TITLE: An Extra Leg Tutu Stand On by C. Kau
COVER ART: Beautiful woman in tutu with arms around leather clad sea animal on a vintage chopper at a standstill. The woman's third leg is acting as a kickstand. A police officer in the background writing a ticket.
 
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5. The bottom of the Grand Canyon looking up. Close-up of the manatee's back the moment before it falls into the Colorado river. Its flippers are wrapped around the dancer, holding her. Her ruffled skirt peeks out. In the background are the canyon walls and tiny in the distance there's a Harley at the zenith of its jump.

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