Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

Meg02 · Sep 15, 2014

Josh got a new white rug for his bedroom, he's slightly concerned about the multicoloured patch though...

Blinkk · Sep 15, 2014

Meg ate cake on the white rug. Now it's a motley rug.

jaus tail · Sep 15, 2014

Blinkk is a cake eater.

Steve Coate · Sep 15, 2014

JT is always frank and earnest. He's Frank in Bermuda and Ernest in Cancun.

jaus tail · Sep 16, 2014

Steve studied geography in college. He believes the earth is round. The imagination some people have.

MatthewHJonesAuthor · Sep 16, 2014

Jaus's AP Geography class is so confusing. He teaches that the Earth is flat and that it's hollow and filled with dinosaurs. Does that make it a ring?

jaus tail · Sep 16, 2014

MHJA believes it is the Earth that revolves around the Sun. Talk about vivid imagination...

MatthewHJonesAuthor · Sep 17, 2014

Here's another thing I don't get about JT's AP Geography. He claims this flat Earth of ours is perched on the back of a great turtle, one whom choked to death on its own spoon. How is that even Geography? Maybe Astrophysic? Maybe?

jaus tail · Sep 17, 2014

MHJA doesn't believe in praying for rainfall. The ego some people can have that they wouldn't pray for the overall prosperity of the town.

M.S. Wiggins · Sep 17, 2014

jaus tail only prays when he's hoping she isn't pregnant.

Albedo of Zero · Sep 17, 2014

M. S. 'preys' when there is a new Taco Bell in town.

jaus tail · Sep 18, 2014

People of towns far and away pray to Albedo. According to popular myth, if you don't sacrifice a goat to Albedo's statue built in the town center, then within three days all your goats will go rogue. Unbelievable, believe it...

MatthewHJonesAuthor · Sep 18, 2014

JT knows. All his goats escaped and started an black-market Erotic bakery.

jaus tail · Sep 19, 2014

MHJA owns seven bakeries, six farms, five varieties of livestock, four pens for hens, three lakes for fisheries, two bee farms but his favorite is the one million ants that live with him.

Qui Amat Scribere · Sep 19, 2014

Jaus tail once made a living selling live chickens door to door to lonely housewives. (Company motto: "The Freshest Cocks In Town!")

MatthewHJonesAuthor · Sep 19, 2014

Funny, QAS did the same thing with cats.

Steve Coate · Sep 19, 2014

MHJA bought the cats, then trained them to dance in a chorus line.

jaus tail · Sep 20, 2014

Steve auditioned to be one of the cats but they refused. There wasn't enough r in his purr.

M.S. Wiggins · Oct 1, 2014

Jaus tail has been practicing rolling his R's and plans to dress as Zorro on Halloween.

Russ Mars · Oct 2, 2014

M.S. Wiggins, having just learned of his/her nomination for the Nobel Prize in sexual ambiguity, celebrated by donning a crotchless jockstrap.

MatthewHJonesAuthor · Oct 2, 2014

Russ Mars is the No. 1 wholesaler of unisex crotchless underwear.

Russ Mars · Oct 2, 2014

Ah, Matthew, good to hear from you.

Matt's been our top jock model for five years, strutting his stuff and our line at trade-shows and conventions. (Private showings by appointment only.)

MatthewHJonesAuthor · Oct 2, 2014

I'm only too happy to wear such a quality product, Russ. I do have to say, it's a little unprofessional to keep requesting private showings.

Russ Mars · Oct 2, 2014

Yeah, I keep requesting Mary, and you show up. Can we say, "identity crisis?"

Don't forget, folks, Matt's also available for kids' parties and outcall phlebotomy.

MatthewHJonesAuthor · Oct 2, 2014

Russ Mars gets the weirdest speech impediment when he drinks. "ry" starts to sound like "tt"

Make up an outrageous lie about the previous poster, part II

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Interesting little planet you've got here.

A Desperado in Search of A Murderer

Interesting little planet you've got here.

A Desperado in Search of A Murderer

Interesting little planet you've got here.

A Desperado in Search of A Murderer