Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume V)

alleycat said:

Wait, this is Friday . . .

Time for mayhem!

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*checks watch*
Is...is the mayhem over yet, or...

I blame ac for all that is going on today.

Also quickie.

You're half right, hj. That ac is just no good, calling for mayhem, and all.

It's getting so good and pure law-abiding citizens of AW can't even walk arou...

*eyes drift south
*stares at hj's rack







Hmm? Were you saying something?

*sells QW's southward-drifting eyes to Mexican drug cartel*

If my eyes can save just one little lazy-eyed drug mule from being caught at the border, it all will have been worth it. I'm a giver.

*dabs weeping eyesockets

*fills QW's eyesockets with raisinettes and mortar*

There you go. That should stop the weeping.

heyjude said:

I blame ac for all that is going on today.

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Oh, sure, blame the poor innocent kee kat.

alleycat said:

Oh, sure, blame the poor innocent kee kat.

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I think we need a leitmotif to play every time you say this phrase. It makes me laugh, and it'd be perfect with a little sound bite. It's especially hilarious given the current kitty you're showing off. That is clearly about to blow shit up! Ha.


Also, as far as the news goes, The Offspring have a funny song about the news. This Shit is Fucked Up. That's the title. It should tell you everything you need to know.

Tyler Glass said:

... That is clearly about to blow shit up! Ha.

...This Shit is Fucked Up...

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*Washes Tyler's mouth out with soap*

Like...they need laxatives?


*jazz hands*

ETA: Boom! beaten by Ms.08!

EETTAA: Some people would pay good money to be able to say that!

Duchessmary said:

I see AC is not behaving as usual.

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Oh, but he IS behaving as usual!

That's a new-fangled take on it!

*fangles with dangles*

*capers*

More mayhem!

I want fava beans with mine!

Beans and Frank!

Twig and berries!

Moo Goo Guy in a Pan.

The owl and the pussycat in a boat!

Peter bread!

We need a new pun subject.

Flamingos!

*crickets*






I coulda written that one standing on one leg!

I'm not going to tango with that.

I have a really good joke about something heyjude posted on Facebook, but it may be too mean even for me to do.


But I probably will anyway.