What NOT to do?

Shirokirie

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Okay, the skinny of it:

Guy gets caught waist-deep in another woman, cheating. His wife catches him in the act, both of them stark naked and all that.

How can a man recover from this situation without A) making a complete fool of himself and B) making the situation worse?