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NF is declared insane.

:hooray:

It's about time someone declared it.

<bangs gavel> we'll have no flying tackles in these here chambers, Night. Besides, you're nuttier than a fruit bar. Please go with the gentlemen in the nice white coats waiting outside the bar, er, courtroom.
NIGHT!!! *grabs tail*

I really don't think grabbing tail should be allowed in the courtroom either. Though it could make the proceedings very interesting...

Ooooh, what nice white coats they have, and they have a purty one for me, too!! Cool!

Chambers are for... well, you may be to innocent for it. :tongue:

*closes eyes, covers ears, and runs circles around the courtroom*
 

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Is sexy winking allowed? I object. deject. reject. reflect. and inject. oooh, I can inject insects.

*grabs the nachoes and runs*
 

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*sinks teeth and talons into the bar*

I don't wanna go to work.

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Boy Greg, are you in for a surprise.


Let me get my camera for his expression when he realizes this.

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heh

Yay! I made it to work and back without the cops seeing me. This life of crime is very nerve wracking.

Now, not only is my registration and sticker out on the car, but I've lost my driver's license as well. :/ :scared:
 

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If something is allowed, it's not nearly as fun to do.

Oh, I have a freezer full of pumpkin-ricotta gnocchi and I have a need for more space. I was going to give everybody gnocchi and ravioli for Christmas this year, but I need to re-think this whole freezer space issue.
 

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If something is allowed, it's not nearly as fun to do.

Well, yeah, I get that.


But there's also the "no means no" kind of thing. And I figure if Night doesn't want me touching her tail, then it might be like that.


Also bcs she could char-broil me if she wanted.

:D
 

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Night, since you are moving over to the Dark Side with me, it is just a matter of time before you ride shotgun in my van. Hell, we'll get you your own van, too.

A van to call my very own!! I can lure knights in with my tail, and cows in with hay!


Well, yeah, I get that.


But there's also the "no means no" kind of thing. And I figure if Night doesn't want me touching her tail, then it might be like that.


Also bcs she could char-broil me if she wanted.

:D

I would never char-broil you, bos, your wool would stink to high heaven. :eek:

And thank you for respecting my tail. :D
 

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I respect your tail! I wouldn't pet it if I didn't.

I've learned that there are many types of "No".

I'm sure you have, especially from all the women in your van that are handcuffed. No wait, I'm pretty sure that all of their "Nos" mean the same thing. :p
 

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*takes notes*

Now if I can just get past the whole 'sheep' and not of my own species thing... :D
 

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hmm... is clean, can cook, has a job, and cleans--I might be able to overlook the different species thing. That is a rare species in itself, at least in my area. :D
 
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