But... But then I'd miss you!
Er, I mean: *pulls out gun* *BLAMBLAMBLAM*
I took some Ibu and added a heat wrap. Waiting for them to kick in and trying not to curse at work.
Stupid body.
Well, what do you know? You missed her.
But... But then I'd miss you!
Er, I mean: *pulls out gun* *BLAMBLAMBLAM*
I took some Ibu and added a heat wrap. Waiting for them to kick in and trying not to curse at work.
Stupid body.
Cool.ION, there's a like 40 year old man in a leather jacket across from me listening to like Katy friggin' Perry or somebody similar-sounding on his headphones. And way too loudly, too.
Anyone who says that needs to be slapped repeatedly about the face with a particularly smelly fish for being so stupid.Whoever said marriage wasn't work was lying.
Anyone who says that needs to be slapped repeatedly about the face with a particularly smelly fish for being so stupid.
Marriage, or even just relationships in general, being such hard work is one of the very few reasons I'm a little bit glad I'm the "Forever Alone" type.
Though I doubt the veracity of your "Forever Alone" status, I congratulate you on your perspicacity. I'm shocked right down to the floor at how many people who think exactly that: as soon as you get that ring on your finger, everything is hunky dory and happily ever after. And then, when things get tough and you have to do the work part of it, they're shocked and horrified and ready to bolt.
Though I doubt the veracity of your "Forever Alone" status, I congratulate you on your perspicacity. I'm shocked right down to the floor at how many people who think exactly that: as soon as you get that ring on your finger, everything is hunky dory and happily ever after. And then, when things get tough and you have to do the work part of it, they're shocked and horrified and ready to bolt.
I've observed my parents' marriage for my entire life. I use it as a measuring stick, so I know marriage isn't easy because of that.Though I doubt the veracity of your "Forever Alone" status, I congratulate you on your perspicacity. I'm shocked right down to the floor at how many people who think exactly that: as soon as you get that ring on your finger, everything is hunky dory and happily ever after. And then, when things get tough and you have to do the work part of it, they're shocked and horrified and ready to bolt.
I've observed my parents' marriage for my entire life. I use it as a measuring stick, so I know marriage isn't easy because of that.
Which is why I find myself really not wanting it. Because I can guarantee if I got in a serious relationship, I'd be the one to **** it up. Most likely in spectacularly idiotic fashion, too.
You guys know that all the relationship chatter where you say "I still want to hit him" makes me wince in sympathy... been there, had - well, everything thrown at me at one time or another. Ducking a flying toaster takes more skill than you would think.