Sorry, I was over in the Bent Nail Saloon, um, entertaining the cowboys with facts about spiders afore they bed down for the night.
Anyone up for a bedtime story?
Anyone up for a bedtime story?
I don't do erotica, for example.
Horror erotica could be fun, even if they get eaten alive at the end.
Bos, no worries - you're not my type either (my current type is female, redhead, 32, and a bartender - what's not to love?).
Hmm. Where would the horror part come in? I suppose if there was some sort of grease accident. Or, you know, it might depend on what the bacon was made of.Did somebody say Erotic Horror? Would a story about one man's "special" love for bacon qualify?
Did somebody say Erotic Horror? Would a story about one man's "special" love for bacon qualify?
Did you know there are now bacon-themed coffins? Complete with a bacony smell to escort you into the afterlife.
Not making that up.
Did you know there are now bacon-themed coffins? Complete with a bacony smell to escort you into the afterlife.
Not making that up.
:O You'd think that that would attract some critters to your grave.