The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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Ted VanFondant can't cook.

How's that for a title?

Way off the mark, doll. I not only can cook, I can cook quite well, and people enjoy eating my finished dishes. I'll have you know not all of the goodies I have to offer make you extremely sleepy and forgetful.

Of course, if you'd like some help with the sleep thing, I do have these cookies....

Now I have to wonder how does one go about doing that for a haunted/possessed doll?
 

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Cool frisbee Santa, BW!


I would never have put the 2 together, but now that I see him throwing it, it's a perfectly obvious choice of leisure activity!
 

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Sure it is.


it's zooming right at me.
 

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Umm, Santa? Is that you?
 

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Wow...how'd that get in there?

ETA: I look more like Santa than Shrek over there. Have you told me what you want for Christmas yet?

Over....where, now?
 

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Don't think she'll fall for that - nobody here is dumb enough to sit on your lap...


I never asked her to sit on my lap. However, it is a matter of implying that she should sit on my lap if she wanted to get her presents for this Christmas.

I need to teach you the ways of the force. I've been in sales so long I can talk people into lots of things they regret later on.
 

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I can't imagine any way that would end well for me...

I don't want to write the next Catcher In The Rye, found in the hands of every nutjob out there.
 

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I hated that book.


Me too.

And if I were to do anything crazy, I'm not sure which book I'd blame it on, but I'm sure I could find something to fit the moment. Perhaps a cookbook, like The James Beard Cookbook, and say that he was communicating with me through the recipes.
 

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Oh, superb, Gail!

Now that's cricket!
 
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