Grandma Susie's House of FUNNERS 'N FLOOZIES (Volume V)

David and the Decepticon

The Four Horsemen!

Lot's wife turning into a pixie stick!

I think my idea of using action figures is a good one. I bet the kids would remember the stories. Just imagine Ken and Barbie as John the Baptist and Salome.

I wonder if I can reattach Ken's head afterwards? Maybe not; I might have to save him for the reenactment of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

kenthepen said:

I can see it now.

"AC's Alternative Bible Story Re-enactment Class and Puppet Show"

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Angels and ministers of grace defend us.

I have some great ideas for the Israelites wandering in the desert for forty years.

I might have to speed that up just a bit.

alleycat said:

I wonder if I can reattach Ken's head afterwards? Maybe not; I might have to save him for the reenactment of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.

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Which book of the Bible is that in, then?

ACK! Blasphemy!

*Duchess signs contract to do voices of animals for re-enactment of "Noah and the Magic Bus"*

Glad to see you back. Hope Howie feels better soon.

heyjude said:

Which book of the Bible is that in, then?

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I'm using the New Intergalactic Version (NIV) of the Bible.

Translated into Esperanto!

ROAR

alleycat said:

I think my idea of using action figures is a good one. I bet the kids would remember the stories.

Just imagine Ken and Barbie as John the Baptist and Salome.

I wonder if I can reattach Ken's head afterwards?

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*Moves A/C's name to the TOP of my Prayer List*

::backs away slowly so the lightning doesn't hit me::

Ac's going to interpret his way right into the throne room for a stern talking-to pretty soon. Fortunately, he's funny enough to get away with it.

heyjude said:

Ac's going to interpret his way right into the throne room for a stern talking-to pretty soon.

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Yep, it's a good thing The Big Guy has a sense of humor.

heyjude said:

::backs away slowly so the lightning doesn't hit me::

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Who's playing Zeus here? Because I'd like to borrow that lightning at times. Can you imagine what impression would that make?


In other words..my cats are hunting a butterfly (and that should be read "torturing"). Poor, poor thing.

Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

Thanks for the update on Night Flyer, AC!

I'm not so sure about those lightning strikes. Have you guys ever seen Veggie Tales? Same principle. (Davie and the Big Pickle was the one I remember watching.)

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

Crikey!

I was just out cycling and we got this massive lightning storm overhead!

No joke!

Don't implicate me in all this, I didn't say nuffink!

ROAR

Siri Kirpal said:

Sat Nam! (literally "Truth Name"--a Sikh greeting)

Thanks for the update on Night Flyer, AC!

I'm not so sure about those lightning strikes. Have you guys ever seen Veggie Tales? Same principle. (Davie and the Big Pickle was the one I remember watching.)

Blessings,

Siri Kirpal

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Siri, my neighbor worked as a sales rep for a Christian music company and he'd bring gifts from the different stores he'd visit. He supplied us with all of the Veggie Tales videos when my son was little. They made the Bible "fun." Ah, memories.

Glad to hear Howie's resting comfortably, Susie!

Well, if heyjude doesn't like my idea of using action figures to tell Bible stories, I have some other ideas. Since it's important for children to learn to obey the rules, I could do a Ten Commandments for Little People. It would be kind of a starter course for the other ones later.

I. Thou shall not visit websites you're not supposed to, especially the ones that have girls without their clothes on (leave those for dad).
II. Thou shall not write on the restroom walls with permanent markers.
III. Thou shall not call the minister Mr. Poopyhead.
IV. Remember exam day and don't pretend you're sick when you're not.
V. Thou shall not run with scissors.
VI. Thou shall not throw peas in the lunchroom.
VII. Thou shall not look up Betty Jo Palmer's dress.
VIII. Thou shall not steal the cookies that mom made for school.
IX. Thou shall not tattle.
X. Thou shall not covet thy schoolmate's XBox, thou shall not covet your big sister's iPad, thou shall not covet your teammate's Nike shoes.

Veggie Tales! I love Veggie Tales. Sadly, my kiddos are too old and cool for them now.

Love the ten commandments for kids, ac.