Damn that's how you know Rick is dealing with the big boys. 28 page contracts! Mine was like 3 pages. (of course my advance was commensurately "short." )
I got a mojor pork chop reppie from GJB.
Yay Rick! That contract is worthy of your lengthy books.
On inadvertent pork chops and too much time in Purgatory:
My parking garage has a very finicky credit card reader, and I'm constantly having the pork choppiest conversations, trying to tell college boys and their dads how to use it.
"You're putting it in too fast. It says remove it right away, so you think it wants you to put it in faster, but it really wants you to go slower. Go gentle and slow, then take it out as soon as it's in all the way. If it doesn't work, put it in again."
And I seem to be the only one who notices how dirty what I'm saying is.
Yay Rick! That contract is worthy of your lengthy books.
On inadvertent pork chops and too much time in Purgatory:
My parking garage has a very finicky credit card reader, and I'm constantly having the pork choppiest conversations, trying to tell college boys and their dads how to use it.
"You're putting it in too fast. It says remove it right away, so you think it wants you to put it in faster, but it really wants you to go slower. Go gentle and slow, then take it out as soon as it's in all the way. If it doesn't work, put it in again."
And I seem to be the only one who notices how dirty what I'm saying is.
If you're looking for double entendres, did you see the Love Poems of D@vid P3traeus on the Rumpus. *snork*
"You're putting it in too fast. It says remove it right away, so you think it wants you to put it in faster, but it really wants you to go slower. Go gentle and slow, then take it out as soon as it's in all the way. If it doesn't work, put it in again."
+1!Happy Birthday, Para!!!!
StealingHappy birthday, Para!
*employment vamp dust* for Little1
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