Perks is back, but with a cautionary tale about branding.

William Haskins said:

i enjoy being melted between two crackers with some chocolate in the mix.

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Shall we say Wednesday, then?

if it must wait, it must wait.

Perks said:

AW Admin said that Haskins outed me as "Jamie", so I outed him as the StayPuft Marshmallow Man.

Not comedy gold, I will admit.

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It made me laugh

William Haskins said:

if it must wait, it must wait.

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i grow old, i grow old

If it helps, we can move s'mores night to Tuesday.

that helps greatly.

My first guess was a perky personality. My second guess was that it was short for something like Perkins. Boobs never even entered my brain until now.

L M Ashton said:

Boobs never even entered my brain until now.

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you've obviously never been in a bizarre jet-skiing accident at spring break.

and that's a sad reality for far too many of us, unfortunately.

Hey, Perks, I was away all afternoon and evening so just catching up here. Congratulations on reclaiming your chosen name. I'm glad you did, and glad you put the story here for future reference.

Are there any s'mores left?

S'mores night is Tuesday, so you're fine.

Would someone mind bringing an extra box of graham crackers?

CassandraW said:

Would someone mind bringing an extra box of graham crackers?

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would prefer if one of them is not the reverend billy.

I prefer Saltines.

find out if he'll let me wash his car in a bikini.

Perks said:

You know, he lives just up the road from me...

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Even so, I bet he'd decline an invite.

Perks said:

Still, it's only neighborly.

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If he gets tiresome, we'll have a campfire handy.

William Haskins said:

find out if he'll let me wash his car in a bikini.

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I can't imagine he'd decline.

Glad you're back to Perks. Put me in the coffee camp, followed closely by the postit-notes and paperclips camp.

I was considering an avatar change but I don't want to throw anyone off by not seeing my ultra-cute piggie nose any longer.

I have to ask: Are you a morning person?

Hi Perks! Nice to see you. Mmm, coffee.

Cyia said:

Here's another nod to coffee. I always thought of "percolator" when I saw your name.

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Me too ... am I outing my age here? Are percolators used anymore?

Marian Perera said:

- Marian, the poster formerly known as Queen of Swords

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Oh hello there. When did that change? I know I saw QoS last week ...

Perks said:

AW Admin said that Haskins outed me as "Jamie", so I outed him as the StayPuft Marshmallow Man.

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OOH - that would be a good avatar.

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us."

Hmm, does that description work?

CassandraW said:

S'mores night is Tuesday, so you're fine.

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Rats, I'm working. Save one for me ... nah, it won't be the same, heating it up in the microwave later. Go ahead and eat 'em all.

bearilou said:

I was considering an avatar change but I don't want to throw anyone off by not seeing my ultra-cute piggie nose any longer.

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I think yours should be locked down by the Admin so you can't change it. I can't imagine you being anything else.

But most of all - hi Perks!