Me and MIPhone

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ME and MIPhone


When a new dawn approacheth, to my right I do look.
O’er yonder on the nightstand, not a plant nor a book.
But plugged to the wall, in a glow, all alone
Lies my friend whom I love and I call her MIPhone

Nonchalantly I stretch, soon contact is made
Then she shined like the edge of a well sharpened blade.
Four missed calls, a few texts and the tweets I inspect.
Then I moved onto Youtube, leaving nothing unchecked.

Not Android, nor IPhone nor S-4 can they
Send soft warm vibrations in MIPhone’s sweet way.
Out of bed, on my feet, to the bathroom to pee
Secure and content with just MIphone and me.

With eyes still unopened and mind still unclear
I shrieked when I met with my ultimate fear.
In water so yellow, oh so deep in the bowl
She was ever so close to the no return hole.

In my head, memories raced, then an ache in my heart
Subdued, there she lied with her face now so dark.
With arms now extended, I reached in from above
Twas love over dignity, not to put on a glove.

If ever I needed recompense, now I pray;
That I bought the insurance but nowise could I say.
But then if I did, one small clause I recalled
Water damage, no coverage, should it befall.

I looked all around, then a small prayer I said.
It was just then I realized that MIPhone was dead.
So we walked out the door, forgetting to flush,
I love you sweet MIPhone, and I’ll miss you so much.