I'm always glad to meet new members, Mike, but as I'm sipping my coffee and wondering about breakfast, I really don't want to be thinking about poop. Scatological humor just doesn't work unless it's better timed, and at a forum, you have no control over when your post is read. I'd have been much happier with the word it replaced, since that doesn't put me off my feed.
Maryn, nevertheless glad you're here