Well, that's nice and everything, but see, this one time Cella went to a bar. (I know - shocking!)
Anyway, she saw cray sitting at a table with his feet propped up, and he had the biggest shoes she had ever seen. She walked over and asked him if that old saying is true about a battery's shoe size and the size of his pip.
Cray said, "Of course it is! Why don't you join me in the back room, and I'll prove it to you?"
So Cella went with Cray to the back room (even though we've told her and TOLD her not to do that). Two minutes later, they both reappeared, and Cella handed Cray a $100 bill.
Blushing, cray said, "Well, thanks! No one's ever paid me for my services before."
Cella gave him a disgusted look (Mrs. QW can relate, Cella). She said, "It's not for your services, battery. It's so you can buy a pair of damn shoes that fit!"