So were your boobs, which heightens--no pun intended--the hugging experience.
Just sayin'...
The Comedy Cabaret holiday workshop in which cray becomes a raving lunatic!
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Just sayin'...
This is why I hug from behind. That and they can't see me coming. I call them Ninja Hugs.
*Sashay's into the Cab with so much confidence leaking out of him three dwarfs with small buckets and mops scramble behind him to clean it up*
*licks the mic while making eye-contact with da ladies*
Because Cray doesn't want to waste his weekend time here, he put me in charge of Weekend Joke-Telling.
*ahem*
When Tiddly was a small wink of a child, her family was terribly poor, and her mother was sick. Tiddly used to collect cans to make money and one day, she had only enough for a couple of eggs at the local grocery store. The clerk felt so bad for her, he gave her a bottle of ketchup to go with it all and put it in a paper bag quietly.
As Tiddly was walking home, the bag broke, and everything crashed and broke all over the sidewalk. She was so heartbroken, she began to cry.
Haggis, seeing this poor child crying, came over to comfort her.
He said, "there, there, child. It's okay. Besides, it wouldn't have lived long anyways--it's eyes were too far apart."
*rimshot*
I'll be here all night!
*licks the mic while making eye-contact with da ladies*
Because Cray doesn't want to waste his weekend time here, he put me in charge of Weekend Joke-Telling.
*ahem*
When Tiddly was a small wink of a child, her family was terribly poor, and her mother was sick. Tiddly used to collect cans to make money and one day, she had only enough for a couple of eggs at the local grocery store. The clerk felt so bad for her, he gave her a bottle of ketchup to go with it all and put it in a paper bag quietly.
As Tiddly was walking home, the bag broke, and everything crashed and broke all over the sidewalk. She was so heartbroken, she began to cry.
Haggis, seeing this poor child crying, came over to comfort her.
He said, "there, there, child. It's okay. Besides, it wouldn't have lived long anyways--it's eyes were too far apart."
*rimshot*
I'll be here all night!
I don't care if it didn't make any sense - my first official inclusion in an extended cabbie joke!
That makes up for second weekend in row with in-laws. Yes yes.
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1.used to attract someone's attention.
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Pfftttttt. Writers...
Tootsies last longer in the mouth.tootsie roll or jelly roll?
*rolls*
HA!
That's what SHE said!
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So close encounter for the morning...
He/she tried to follow me back into the garage after I went and got the newspaper. It was a thrill I wouldn't want to experience again!
He/she tried to follow me back into the garage after I went and got the newspaper. It was a thrill I wouldn't want to experience again!
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I am almost to Hamlin, Me. in my walk, I am expecting a big turnout to greet me there.
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tootsie roll or jelly roll?
*rolls*
Do you have to ask?
And Swach, hon? While you're down there, could you grab me some gold? Thanks.
Is anyone else disturbed by a certain avie today?
*raises hand for roll call and says "here"*
*raises hand for roll call and says "here"*
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