Why did God create sheep-or the risk of permanent banning

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Chops mutton and wool lined jackets! What you thought I was gonna say something else?
 

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Don't let the lobster pull the wool over your eyes. This thread is a set up.
 

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Don't let the lobster pull the wool over your eyes. This thread is a set up.

That would be a wool blankey over yer eyes-c'mon ya gutless wonders-where is the dirt? No do not say anything that might get you banninated-please not on my account-notice I am staying all hail thou dwelling pure and holy?
 

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Have you ever had a lobster cozey knitted for you out of lamb's wool. They're lovely. I once saw a lobster in the Atlantic wearing one. So toasty warm was he.
 

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Yes my uncle Sid has one-he lives off the coast of Jersey where he runs a gambling ring-anchovie paste anyone?
 

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Why did God create sheep?

Is this a riddle?

Hmmm....so we'd have something to count at night?
 

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So wicked patti could tear off their skins and make exploding sheep out of them
 

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He wanted to make something for the Scots to beat over the head with their cast iron frying pans.
 

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Oops. Sorry. That was goats.
 

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I know the answer to this. Don't say it Davids. Don't say it.




But it is funny. :D


ETA: I never said it was funny.
 

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to mow a firebreak around my house