ETA: I'm also a fan of Uno. I can be quite a vicious player.
Oooh...let me wait until you get up to use the restroom and I'll stack the deck with Draw 4s...moowaaaahhhaaaaahhhaaaa.
Otherwise, we can always play a nice tidy little game of tiddlywinks. Until it gets messy when I take a flying leap tackle at my opponent.
-ahem-
Perhaps it's safer to stick with marbles and jacks in my presence. Unless they are shiney marbles...