KRAMPUS! (Christmas Imp sporadically at the top of the forums)

But...I thought Santa put the oranges in the stockings. Are you suggesting that I've been eating demon fruit for 38 years?

Well, it would explain a few things.

I always felt that way about the oranges in my stocking, that's for sure. You pick it up, it's all heavy and bulky, and you think Rawk! I got some good stuff this year!

But no, it's a freaking piece of fruit from the bowl downstairs.

Demon fruit is better for all of us, didn't you know? Krampus probably provides us all with great nutrition.

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MacAllister said:

Stickying this through the holiday season, since I'm getting a LOT of PMed questions about why the scary devil-imp at the top of the forums.

Heh.

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You know, you could just appoint Sunna your seasonal Krampus Captain, and direct everyone with questions to her.

I'm sure she'd be thrilled to take care of that for you.

*plots to show up on Clovia's doorstep with a very big bag of coal*

Because the demon-imp is awesome. That's why.

sunna said:

*plots to show up on Clovia's doorstep with a very big bag of coal*

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All the better to steampunk with, my dear.


See, Mac, look how quick she popped up to volunteer! 45 minutes flat!

Clovia said:

All the better to steampunk with, my dear.


See, Mac, look how quick she popped up to volunteer! 45 minutes flat!

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Ok fine.

But if I'm captain, I get to appoint positions, right?? Right???


*eyes Clovia and Cheeky*

Ten minutes!

Krampus Help Desk sets the pace for fine customer service!

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooo....



....Hold on, can I make special sparkly krampus avatars for my appointees? Because this could be fun.

Now all we need is a nice, ordinary nativity scene that includes a caganer.

Sweet JESUS that picture is terrifying. So many sharp teeth. I should be used to it by now, and yet I'm really not.

*dives for cover*

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa!

Oh---ahaoh my god---ahaha--it's power hasn't faded from last year!

I just burst out laughing so hard I woke the dog up!


AHahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaa!

Krampus with a Santa hat? Oh yes.

*snork*

Lot more AW children will work to be on the "nice" list this year.