The thread in which Haggis now talks to himself

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Jaycinth

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even so.

i mean,....he's ted.

Ted is short for THEODORE, which is a perfectly acceptable papal name. The last Pope 'Ted' died in 642, before the division of the eastern and western churches, and just because it is more of an orthodox name, we just haven't had many more popes Theodore...


......yet.



Besides....he's got the van...


....and he's got Candy.
 

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yes.
and we hope that she is released unharmed.
 

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I had something for this...
Ted is not leasing Candy.

That would be wrong.
That depends on a number of factors, jay. Like, is she a low-mileage creampuff? Was she previously part of a corporate fleet, or was she strictly for private/recreational use? Is she an open or closed end lease?

That last one is of particular interest to Ted, I'm sure.
 

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Poor bunneh, it says right here that certified leasees will need to come up with at least ten percent...
 
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Tithe me kangaroo down, lads............. what? It's a bunneh? When it flexes its glutes like that, I think..... Lulu from HeeHaw.
 

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I had to call my mother to find out who Lulu was - the HeeHaw part I got. :D
 

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Word to your mother, pd.

*orders a vanilla ice*

*a la mode, yo*
 

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*checks reps*

:roll:

Madam! I'm not even certain that it's possible to blow one's chode!
 

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Chode a la mode?
 

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Chode a la mode?



waaaaaiiiiitttttt......


Cella, have you finished your homework?




pop quiz: how do you like those 't' accounts?



Ok. Going home to check daughter's homework and ignore the tax returns until I'm finished with the first season of 'Game of Thrones'

...with the book open in my lap and a pencil and a pad of post it notes...





I've got my priorities straight, I do.
 

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I have been looking for this thread all my life!

*Pokes thread through the eye of a needle and ends up in stitches!! :D ...

I'll get my coat ...
 

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Just found a country song totally devoted to Porter.

Ashley Monroe has a song called 'you ain't Porter'.
 

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** enter induced identity crisis **


right after saying Hi and Welcome to defos

Park yourself anywhere that it's not too sticky. Cray will bring in a fresh chair soon, I'm sure.
 

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:hi:

well she was pinning over you, so that's something right? She was telling the other guy he 'aint no Porter'...

:D
 
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